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  1. Uncle Kracker

    Hope it's ok to revive the "Best Strip Songs" thread from 2003

    Just on a personal note... I'm much more a fan of strippers that dance to Hard Rock. I could go into details why, but I don't want to derail the thread... which makes me think of another addition... Rob Zombie - Thunderkiss '65. Zombie, Kid Rock, Godsmack... I even once saw a stripper...
  2. Uncle Kracker

    MERB Viewership Record

    I thought it was only MERC that censored out MERB... I don't remember MERB ever doing any censoring. I might have just missed it.
  3. Uncle Kracker

    Montreal in another Maxim write up...

    In the May '06 issue (w/Jamie Lynn Sigler on the cover) on page 104, they have a section called "Babes! Bars! Banzai!" 10 of the hottest places for guys to travel to for women, booze, and adventure... I especially found the "Boston frat boys" line funny... and also found the BABES! section...
  4. Uncle Kracker

    Hope it's ok to revive the "Best Strip Songs" thread from 2003

    Good song? No, but makes me laugh evrytime I hear it... Especially the last time, I was at Cleo's and the dancers was singing along. Something about a girl smiling while singing, "Suck my dick... Lick my ass..." Hits me right in the funny bone. HAHAHA! I would love to see the person that's...
  5. Uncle Kracker

    So down on prostitutes

    My take on this thing is that all of those guys on POF would, and probably have paid for sex. But they find themselves on this "dating" site and feel they need to impress the girls on there. So when someone brings up the idea of prostitutes, the guy instinctly knows that 9 outta 10 girls on...
  6. Uncle Kracker

    Hope it's ok to revive the "Best Strip Songs" thread from 2003

    one I have to throw out there, because I've only heard it in Montreal clubs... DJ Doctor Q - Suck My Dick
  7. Uncle Kracker

    Hope it's ok to revive the "Best Strip Songs" thread from 2003

    I saw Jenna Jameson stip to American Bad Ass... forver changing the way I listen to that song. One of the sexiest strip songs is Godsmack's Voodoo. Would be perfect with Cleo's low lighting...
  8. Uncle Kracker

    Driving time from Boston to Montreal?

    No kidding.... I can't remember the last time I saw a cop on those streaches through VT.
  9. Uncle Kracker

    Driving time from Boston to Montreal?

    5 hours is my average... I take 93 to 89 with 1 stop in NH & VT and average speeds of 70mph... The fastest I've made it up was 3Hrs 45Mins... Left @ 1am, made 1 stop & had a average speed of 95-100mph...
  10. Uncle Kracker

    Exchange rate...just how low can it go?

    The whole exchange rate situation is increasingly depressing, but what can you do... It's not gonna stop me from coming up, or stop me from spending money while up. The only thing it'll stop is the "over-exagerated" jokes. "$10 a dance... That's like 5 cents back home." WOLKA WOLKA!
  11. Uncle Kracker

    Double Occupancy and Snoring... Any Remedies?

    My suggestion to HarmonyNYC is, get good and shitfaced... That way you'll pass out at the end of the night, not giving a shit about the snoring... Then all you'll have to deal with is a godd ol' hangover the next morning... Brew the coffee, pass the advil.
  12. Uncle Kracker

    Any Predictions For Strip Clubs After Smoking Ban?

    You'll see a regular steam of smokers stepping out to the curb for a smoke... Bars here in Boston are the same way... Ones that have outside patio sections let smokers smoke there. The rest usually have a revolving group of smokers right outside the door all night. Non-smokers will be...
  13. Uncle Kracker

    Pool Bar

    Yup, that's the one I was gonna say... Went there in Feb, nice place.
  14. Uncle Kracker

    Finally a Brokeback parody I can agree with...

    A little something for my fellow Massholes... http://www.kickina.com/chokeback/ChokebackYanks.wmv
  15. Uncle Kracker

    Regarding: Current Reviewing System and my thoughts on it

    I don't think the numbers/points systems can really work in these types of reviews because they're based on opinions... example: I say "Girl X" a 5 that I would bang ceremoniously until I die, but you might look at her and say she's a -8 with a slight case of downsyndrom... I'd say give...
  16. Uncle Kracker

    What are your tricks to not get caugth by your wife?

    It's really easy... Don't get married. Feeble attempt at humor... I suck with no coffee.
  17. Uncle Kracker

    Merb Superchat...

    kinda pissed i missed out... just checked the chat out, works pretty well for me.
  18. Uncle Kracker

    Montreal makes Maxim's Top 100

    In the April '06 issue (100th issue) of Maxim, they've picked Maxim's 100 Greatest Moments from the past 99 issues... #41 - Staffers invade Quebec and plant Old Glory in front of Parliament, but don't bring back enemy combatants from Montreal's Club Super Sexe. The mission's deemed a failure...
  19. Uncle Kracker

    What's Your Favorite Hotel In Montreal?

    Clarion Hotel 2100, De Maisonneuve West That's my pick when in town anyway...
  20. Uncle Kracker

    WILL RENT FOR SEX, seriously.

    I hafta side against this... Not a great idea. What happens when you get bored with the roomate? Why not just charge full rent to someone and pick up a "hobby"? That would be my solution.
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