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    The dog ate my homework

    bingo bingo bingo I`m waiting for her story.
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    The dog ate my homework

    The dog ate my homework is the classic (humorous) euphemism for suspiciously fake excuse for not delivering. Why the indy`s cell phone did not answer or capture messages or return messages excuses are proliferating. Nieces and nephews hid it. Dropped in the sink. Broken view screen...
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    Cock Rings

    Had one SP that brought drugstore bought vibrating rings (new and wrapped up) to the encounters. She like to install them and install a condom over them when she cowgirled me. Said it stimulated her clit.
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    top 10 scariest strip-club of all time?

    Anybody been to the Maxisex in Mascouche in the early 80's. 5-10-15. For $15 you got to digit and and eat the girl in full public view of all the patrons. $10 you got to feel her up and digit "a bit". No soap in the men's restroom & no soap in the dancer's restroom. The funny thing is...
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    top 10 scariest strip-club of all time?

    2) Cleo's.....what can i say, a dump! Located in a very seedy section of town, it's never been my favorite place to hangout. The last time i was there, some stoned or fucked up girl was on the stage stripping & stumbling around with a red blanket, playing a matador & chasing an imaginary...
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    Is there a difference between a pro SP and an amateur SP?

    I always enjoy getting my horizons broadened. As for your veiled insults. At least I'm not the anal compulsive with the cutesy pie moniker. ;) Crisse. Je viens de regarder tes commentaires dans merb. Ce n'est pas fort ton truc.
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    Is there a difference between a pro SP and an amateur SP?

    I see the amateur SP as someone who basically likes the company of a nice guy they trust. An instinctive feminine man pleaser personnality is in there. Perhaps the hope or the wish that something could come of this relationship. Perhaps there is a wish to settle down and to be taken care of by...
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    Is there a difference between a pro SP and an amateur SP?

    I`ve perceived that I have met both. There is something that I can read in a true cold pro. She tells me what she thinks I want to hear. Is she really happy to see me? No, not really....she only wishes I had ten times more money. I can detect a thinly veiled contempt for me. The kicker is the...
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    top 10 scariest strip-club of all time?

    Not mentioned, not scary but decrepit is Miss Dorion in Dorion.
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    Are Canadians insecure in their global identity?

    http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/090323/entertainment/music_junos_backlash
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    Tats/piercings? Y or No?

    Jade ex of 7e ciel. 30 year old, very slim, brunette. Back has ink. Callie ex of sexy4u. 40 year old, slim, bleach blonde. Back & shoulder covered in ink. Pierced nipples. Summer ex of 7e ciel. Very well shaped 5 foot, cuty. Pierced tongue. Madison ex of sexy4u. MILF soft in the middle...
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    Tats/piercings? Y or No?

    Earings & small discrete tat are okay. Nipple rings, labia & clit rings; they indicate sexual submissiveness to some male egoist. Lip, tongue, nose & eyebrow rings are gross. As for huge tatoos and multiple extreme piercings. That`s masochistic.
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    trying viagra even if you dont need it..

    The Chinese have been creating herbal viagra by mixing viagra with herbs. It works because it contains real viagra. I think you are not cognisant of the federal governments problems pertaining to the importation of of Chinese " traditional" herbs. As for the placebo effect it is an...
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    Fetishes and providers

    If I was with an SP that was starting to get on my nerves I would think nothing of kinking it up into things that she may not like. I would exploit the "I' m paying so put up & shutup or bye bye, no more money for you from me". I am not a sodomist and do I not like men involved in my kink. But I...
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    No passport? No problem!

    These are enhanced driver's permits. They basically confirm your citizenship. Not as good as a passport but good for land & see crossing at the Canada/USA border.
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    Do public wifi hotspots offer anonymous surfing?

    If you had a new computer that you paid cash for in a store that had no CCTV cameras and no people that knew you...that`s a start. The same thing with the WIFI spot. Cash, no cameras, no one one knows you and no spies... Then if you move from WIFI to WIFI this way... Never to go more than...
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    The indies section

    I dunno but you must have to have a plump fetish worth $200 an hour Plus you got some that ask more questions than the police. dunno. So far not my fancy in there.
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    Blowing Larger Loads

    Masturbate but not orgasm. Just almost. Do it a few times the day before and the same day. You`ll be as full as u can get.
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    Loose Change Movie (MUST WATCH!!!!!) can be seen online free.

    Can you give me a synopsis? I hope it`s not like the moon landing hoax or the roswell cover up type of stuff. Because if it is...
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    did a sp ever took a shit before a session?

    This scat thread belongs in the fetish section.
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