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    the timing of the HJ

    IMHE.......( in my humble experience.) The vast majority offer the Hj at the end, recently I have been visiting a lady that offers it at any point of the massage you prefer. She also welcomes intup as to how much teasing you prefer, this makes for a very pleasant experience. I must say that I...
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    Bring a stripper home?

    I have never brought one home.......................... .....................but I have been brought to a strippers home several times!:cool:
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    Auto suspension secrets.....from the FUCK ALL THIEVING MECHANICS series!

    This summer I hit one of Montreals famous pot holes and caused one of the struts on my car to leak oil. So for the last few weeks I have been shopping around to have the struts replaced. I got estimates ranging from $700 to $1200 to have both struts replaced. All of these places suggested that I...
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    Best Chinese buffet?

    New Fu lam opening soon. Fu Lam has taken over the old VICHY buffet near Pie Ix and Jean Talon. i saw signs indicating that they will open soon.
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    How to do a Website on the cheap

    You can do it all yourself. It depends on how professional you want it to look. Try www.1and1.com They claim that you can do it all yourself.
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    rude retail person

    Do like I do. Make complaints to the head office.
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    Auto AC ( air conditioning ) fix for $19.44.

    I think fb1807 is trying to see if I am interested in.......I think it is pronounced MENAGE A TROIS! :eek: Or........he might be looking to eat some sloppy seconds pudding! Double :eek: !
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    Auto AC ( air conditioning ) fix for $19.44.

    RE: Auto AC system There are several types of refills they sell at Walmart in Plattsburg NY. You can get plain R-134a freon you can also get your FREON r-134a with a leak sealer if your AC system is leaking or with a lubricant if your car is in the 4 to 5 year old range and needs a little...
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    Auto AC ( air conditioning ) fix for $19.44.

    AC repair kits at CDN Tire. ( not real FREON ) I spotted a kit at CDN tire to repair your own AC. It contained CFCs and not the original FREON that is in your AC system. The packaging sais that it will degrade in 3 or 4 years so as not to harm the enviorment. I suspect it will also degrade in...
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    Poutine Creator Jean-Paul Roy

    What did he pass away from? Was it clogged arteries?? I saw a fat woman eating a plate of poutine on a 10" plate and the mound was 5" high? I wanted to go over to ask her what was making her so fat!:p
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    voyeur

    I saw a documentary about exhibitionist in the Uk that park in the woods and expect guys to crawl out of the woods and stand around the car and watch the free show. I guess it use to happen here in Montreal too.
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    Short changers.

    A thought just occured to me. Which one of you hobbyist works at BOOOGER KING in management?:p
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    Short changers.

    I suspect that they will put SECRET SAUCE into your food regardless of age if they are disgruntled. P.S. I did not know they still had milk shakes at McCrappies.:confused:
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    Short changers.

    Ben Dover, Do not go back to that place , she might give you some SPECIAL SECRET SAUCE in your WOPPER next time.:eek:
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    Short changers.

    You guys!...........Waddya go and do??? I was at the Burger King earier this week. The little Indian lady that tried to short change me got real upset whan she saw me. It looked like she shit in her pants and at the same time and heard that...
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    Shit is going to happen this year!

    My opinion. I think the best we can all hope for is a short term down trend, we have had it too easy for a long while. The Americans will suffer the most, we have it a little better here in canada because we are a resource rich country. I knew this was coming a long while back, so i have...
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    Shit is going to happen this year!

    Was that a big glob of diahrea that just rained down out of the sky??? Well, it just happened. This week the dow fell 400 points and the US federdal bank as well as the EEU bank had to shore up their reserves TWICE with more than $150 Trillion each time. Will it be that the supply of MPs and...
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    Short changers.

    Why return? Yes, there are a lot of other places around. I choose not to be chased out of a place just because the person behind the counter is dishonest. While these scams were pulled on me, I was smart enough not to be cheated. It is the amazing brazen dishonesty that amazes me. I am just...
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    Where do Mature women (35-45) go to get thier rocks off?

    I know a few that started to offer massages, but then it turns out to be a "all holes open" any cummers welcome. Sort of deal!:D
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    Short changers.

    I was over at the Burger King on St. Laurent and Cremazie this afternoon. Again there was an attemp to short change me at this place. The 2 scams they run are to give you back the wrong change. Example ; You buy a meal for $4.89 and give her a $20, you get $4.89 in change back instead of $15.11...
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