Montreal Escorts

Search results

  1. L

    SPs being able to speak English?

    I Am All For Multi-Culturalism & Multi-Dimensionalism!!! JAG/Chloe: You are so cute when you rant. LORL!!! :) Oooooops, sorry, the professor can’t help teasing you again. As a general comment, from someone who speaks multiple languages and live in many different places, I certainly...
  2. L

    Why no bbbj for me?

    You Are Welcome! Fat_man Pal: I am glad you achieved your goal of getting . Sometime, I like to see you change your handle into ‘handsome dude’ instead. My good friend, Sporty Sportif is a naughty boy but a good man and he is pointing you in the right direction. So please start exercising...
  3. L

    Circumstances You Refused Services From Your SP And Did You Pay?

    Interesting! EB: I am all for a reasonable industry standard so hobbyists and SPs know what to expect and what to do. I am not sure whether your rejection fee can be applied across the board. For example, for bait and switch, I do not believe a lot of hobbyists will be willing to pay...
  4. L

    Expressing myself

    How About Kung Fu Fighting With Our Cute Montreal companions? Tmgol Pal: Hahahaha.....LORL!!! You can increase this entertainment value by practicing kung fu fighting with these beautiful ladies here in Montreal. Just tell them they can only kick, chop, poke, and lick you romantically...
  5. L

    My Dream Date With 'The Girl Next Door'

    To My Naughty Psychotherapist.... I am sure you can, my dear Naughty One! :D :p
  6. L

    Circumstances You Refused Services From Your SP And Did You Pay?

    Merbites & Hobbyists alike: I cannot find a single consistent thread in https://merb.cc about the interesting situations in which the hobbyists refused services from SPs. Here and there, I read interesting stories from hobbyists on why and how they sent SPs packing but I do not believe we...
  7. L

    Why no bbbj for me?

    Interesting Issue EB: I think the interesting issue here is, assuming the answer is ``no``, what can be done to let him achieve his goal of getting ? On the other hand, even if fat_man answers in the affirmative, he may still have homework to do. ;)
  8. L

    Why no bbbj for me?

    Did You Get Your , Fat_Man? With all these interesting on going discussions, lets not forget our thread starter fat_man. Did our advice help you any? Did you achieve you goal of ? Do you need more help? Common on, don`t be shy... ;)
  9. L

    Expressing myself

    So You Want 'Kung Fu' Fighting? It is entirely possible and realistic to learn some basic but lethal martial art techniques on self defense for SPs in a very short time, say half a day. The key is, just like love making skills, you have to practice, practice, and practice to be good at it...
  10. L

    My Dream Date With 'The Girl Next Door'

    So You Don't Want Philosophical Orgasm??? LMAO!!! Mr. Magoo Pal: You sound 'a little' Greek to me. :rolleyes: Don't you agree with Sporty Sportif and myself that Greek philosophers make better lovers? :D :p ;) On the other hand, you are welcome to discuss what a dream date SP...
  11. L

    My Dream Date With 'The Girl Next Door'

    Home, My Sweet Home? The Universe Is My Home! Ouk emoi alla to logou akousantes, homologein sophron estin han panta eivai. :) Don’t worry, Sporty Pal. The universe is my home. The world is small. Montreal is and has always been a part of Louisisgreat. The time will come, it is just...
  12. L

    My Dream Date With 'The Girl Next Door'

    Exorcising Freudianism Hahahahahaha…..LMAO!!!! Boxtrain Pal: Didn’t Freud aka Fraud and his followers make enough money from poor souls like you? The professor is a little busy now exorcising the devils out of these meaningless linguistic terms such as ‘the girl next door’ and ‘the...
  13. L

    My Dream Date With 'The Girl Next Door'

    I woke up from an interesting dream this morning. There was this woman dressed in a loose but pretty long white gown, telling me she is ‘the girl next door’ and she wanted to fulfill my every and all wild desires, however I want them. “Wow”, I said in my dream, “my prayer to Zeus has been...
  14. L

    Help??

    Here Is What You Do.... Lolita Darling: Go the the FAQ section of the https://merb.cc tool bar, type in `How do I create and vote in polls?` You will get a tutorial of the mechanics. If you still have trouble, I am sure a lot of techies can help you. I can think of my good friend, Le Cock...
  15. L

    Why no bbbj for me?

    I Love More Romantic Talk And Erotic Action In Montreal!!! Anik Baby: "Pure satisfaction!!!" I am so impressed!!! :D Too bad I am at the other end of the Pacific Ocean and can only allow myself pure and simple intellectual pleasure for now. Or I shall have to stay longer, longer, and...
  16. L

    Michael Jackson Joke on Leno

    A Little Greek Island For Micheal Jacko's Solitary Confinement History speaks for itself. Micheal Jacko the androgynous Pervert sounds like a danger to young kids and society. :eek: I have this little Greek Island in the Mediterranean Sea just big enough for the Jacko. We can put him...
  17. L

    other Shills

    Michael Jacko The Pervert Shiller Thriller??? This pervert is more like a dark chocolate poison with a very defective off white spray paint coating on its nutshill (a nutshell special for the Jacko!!!). :eek: :mad: From 10,000 miles away
  18. L

    Why no bbbj for me?

    A Farewell To Arms To Bobbi And Sherry Sporty: ``Όλα αλλάζουν, τίποτα δεν μένει το ίδιο. Το μόνο πράγμα μόνιμο είναι η ίδια αλλαγή.`` ``Everything changes, nothing stays the same. The only thing permanent is change itself.`` From my beloved Pre-Socratic, Heraclitus. This is a major...
  19. L

    Why no bbbj for me?

    Good Job, Sporty! I Think I Will Start A New Business. Sporty Pal: Your lazy man, down and dirty way of getting laid just give me an idea. I am going to start a new business on the side, called Russian & EE Maids. Looks like these gals will do really good in the cleaning business. :D...
  20. L

    Why did I bother seing an Amerinan SP??

    The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly. Newbie Pal: I do not know what an ‘Amerinan SP’ is. Perhaps all `Amerinan SPs` are bad? :rolleyes: However, if you are talking about an American SP, I understand. But it is simply fallacious to generalize based on one single or even many instances of bad...
Toronto Escorts