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[/SIZE] My Dear King Elvis: Gaby is just living in her own fantasy world. For that kind of money, you can have the real Marilyn Monroe when she was alive. Don't you want to take care of all my Montreal mistresses for me now that I am a monk in the Buddhist temple in the Pacific...

Need Help, Sporty? May my army of beautiful maidens from the "Greek Goddesses Society" be of assistance to you, General Sporty? ;) I hope you do a better job than General Spartacus who was supposed to conquer but ended up being conquered instead. :eek: :D That British lady sent by...

One Stop Shopping In Montreal [/SIZE] Let me partner with Sporty Sportif and form this 'Le Cock Community Development Corp., LLC.'. The goal will be to develop a self contained, self sufficient mega hobbyist community taking care of shelter, transportation, food, clothing, and everything...

[/SIZE] My Dear Elvis: Why would you hire Gaby from Toronto when you can hire my sweet and intelligent Chloe aka the kissing peach for much much less? Keep up with the good negotiation work. May be I shall hire you as my negotiation agent when you are not busy singing your Elvis tune...

Good Point!!! [/SIZE] Good point, Sporty. I have known and heard quite a few stories about Canadian SPs being turned back when they were trying to rendezvous with clients out of the country.

From One King To Another Dear Koenig: It looks Like You Do Not See The Need For SPs because: 1) Your wife has become a sex tigress and pretty much takes care of your sexual needs. 2) The fear of catching STDs from SPs. Yes, the risks are real. When you do not feel comfortable doing...

Sporty: Are you saying Tiger's precision shooting equipment (pse) is better than my cousin, Plato's intellectual precision shooting equipment (ipse)? :eek: :rolleyes: :confused: Does Tiger do Greek as good as my cousins? :D Louis :p

What Will I Do If I Bumped Into An SP I Know? Mr. Gambling Fool, my Good Sir: I will have to imitate the other king called Elvis and sing: Love me tender, Love me Sweet, Never let me go. You have made my life complete, And I love you so.... All Sps I know are goddesses. Since...

I Am An Old Man, My Dear Sir! 2400 years of culmulative wisdom will do that to you!!! :D :p From the Pacific Paradise :cool:

Montreal, But Of course!!! Must be the Lac-st-Jean tourtière these Quebecoise cuties eat and the French Canadian water they drink. :D :p ;) Louis :cool:

Sporty: Your friend is a sicker man than you are. Better get him to see a psychiatrist, a pyschotherapist, or a psychologist before it is too late. May be our own Dr. Ronnie can help? ;)

What's wrong? Live in Canada too long or too many dollar signs? :confused: Don't worry, if he needs to, he can borrow my truck loads of Greek dollar bills. :D :p ;) Louis & his Greek sense of humor :cool:

Thanks For The Business Idea david: Interesting conclusion. I think I may just open a water bottling company in Montreal and sell Quebecoise water worldwide. I can think of nothing better to do than to make a lot of money and make all women beautiful. :D ;) :) Win win situation...

Minnesotah: Thanks for the Interesting suggestions. Connie Lingus: I appreciate your detailed analysis and recommendations. The way it goes, I may have to recommend my retired friend to live in Canada for a while and bring a lot of $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. :D

An Oddessey To Show The World Is "Ass-Looking Good" Round [/SIZE] Riviere Beaudette must be a little town. And the girl Jessie was just not as good as Bessie. I would not dance if I had to pay in advance. Unless of course if she can really waltz…. Or if she tells Sporty the world is...

Dear Elvis: Although I write books from time to time, I make my millions by drilling for oil and that's what I am doing now in the beautiful pacific paradise. Yup, stocking up oil to fuel the reconstruction of my Pan Hellenistic Empire. :D ;) So if Maria does not gush out oil, she is not...

Sporty's Conception Of The Hobbying World 1) In the beginnng, it was a dot (Toronto). 2) After a little testosterone, there were two dots and a connecting line (Toronto & Montreal). 3) Now with a little menstruation medication, there are three dots and three connecting lines, making a...

Maria = Slave Maria? I am not sure if they are the same person. Back then Slave Maria just wanted to make some big bucks and fly around the world. Now Maria wants to get married and stop being an escort! :rolleyes: So Elvis, would you just marry Maria, make her your personal slave, have...

How About Have The Best Of Three Worlds? [/SIZE] Sporty Pal: Thanks for the valuable info. You already have the best of two worlds in Toronto and Montreal. So you want to conquer Vancouver next? ;) Louis

Where Is Kelly Then? david: I guess it all depends on what kind of 'tourism' my good friend wants to do most. For me anyway, I shall come to Montreal and do a little philosophical investigation about what makes these French Canadian women so beautiful. :D :p ;) I have no...