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t76, It was more like this: [/insert "Horny voice" on Walmart intercom] ... and don't forget to drive your cart by aisle 9! That JAG has one great ass:p ...prices remain to be determined.:cool: [/end of "Horny voice" on Walmart intercom] bonne nuit ma cochonne.:p GG

"I" bid you all good night.:D GG

There was an SP who once got mad at me on the boards and wrote that I was a few inches short of satisfying her.:rolleyes: This came as a total shock to me as all I remember was she was so dumb that I made sure she was choking on my manhood so she didn't continue spewing out more...

Perhaps they're both.;) GG

I only do that in between DATY and doggie.:p GG

If SPs tell you the old "wow, your cock is so big!", then start worrying.:D GG

Well, you're full of something, that's for sure.:D GG P.S. I am just kidding.:)

It's not that they're "fucked in the head'; it's just that they're professional liars. I don't believe what they're telling me. A lot of them like spreading bullshit rumors to make you feel that you're special and that "he" is an idiot. Whatever...:rolleyes: .....when I think back at all the...

Genealogists have told me that "I" am a direct descendant of Mary Magdalene.:D GG

"I" motherf@cker!!!:D GG

What facts? She did not speak badly about you. She said you're a super nice guy who helped her but you got too attached and she felt weird. She did not insult you...she only pushed you away. As for any claims that I was ever abusive or threatened any SP, that is laughable. All the SPs I've...

Escorts always left a better taste in my mouth than Wal Mart.:p GG

I plead guilty.:o What can be more dysfunctional than going to an erotic massage parlor and asking a hottie to sit on my face?:p GG

I promised her I would not reveal details. Let it go big guy. You're a stud and I applaud your stoicism.:rolleyes: GG

I don't boycott Wal Mart, I just don't like it. It is an American retail giant that pressures wholesalers to continue cutting their costs. If Chinese labor gets too expensive, they'll move elsewhere. Wal Mart is great for US consumers and it has created plenty of jobs in China but it represents...

Have you ever fallen hard for an SP? Perhaps you crossed a line you shouldn't have crossed?:rolleyes: I am not single like you so I never crossed that line. That's all I am saying. I have gotten played but some of you guys got played big time.:rolleyes: Just ask my buddy.:D GG

I don't shop at Wal Mart. Prices are terrific but it leaves a bad taste in my mouth.;) GG P.S. SK, speaking of falling hard for an SP...ah, never mind...:rolleyes:

I can tell you that I have spoken to SPs as if they were close friends of mine. I have given some of them my most heartfelt advice. It doesn't matter since they'll do whatever they need to do to survive. My relationships in Hobbyland are "contained" since I never allowed myself to develop a real...

Good luck.:D Some of you think that it's easy to have an SP as a friend. Some of you claim that you have friends that are SPs. I would love to know how much you really know about them. Do you go over to their family barbecues?:rolleyes: In order to do this job, you have to be dysfunctional...

I guess if she calls herself Dirty Diana, Nasty Nancy, or Smelly Suzy, it will turn me off.:D GG P.S. I prefer ladies who put a little thought in their names.;)