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Has anyone seen the small plastic tool that they sell in Ottawa to "Roll up the Rim"? You slide it over the lip of the cup and pull and it is "rolled up". Man it saves a lot of work!!! But at least you don't spill the last drop on your pants and walk around like you just came out of a strip...

In Ottawa they now are selling a special tool for rolling up the rim. You shove it over the edge of the cup and pull it off and the rim is exposed. How clever but it sort of takes the name away from the game. Part pf the money is donated back to a local hospital.

I love the look of Scarlett! Great pictures.

Tip??? Ya, it's usually at the end of the penis!!

Driving time???? With or without a Woody?

My wife wants to make Sex an Olympic sport...to be held every 4 years!!

Bald? Bald? I am not bald...just getting more head!

Bald?? Bald, I am not bald...I am just getting more head!

Elton John Did you hear that Elton John is getting divorced? He found out his partner is having sex behind his back.

Surgery A woman goes to a surgeon and asks for an operation, but says she is very embarassed by the operation and that nobody other than the surgeon and herself could know about it. The surgeon agreed and asked what operation she needed. She replied "I need my labia reduced in size as...

Blonde What do you put behind a blonde's ears to make her look better? Her ankles!

I am not a Tiger fan, but he is one hell of a golfer! What a pitch on 16.

Had an SP with me one night and got on the elevator and one of my customers gets on with us. Introduced her as a business associate form CA and I think he accepted that. We still do business. Initially it was a bit frightening but I was quick to react and she picked up on it rwal quick and...

To Judge69 You are paranoid. Do not stereotype people. I trust everybody, I would not bring an SP to my home for other reasons than a possible burglary. If you are worried about theft, don't ever leave home, always keep your hands in your pockets and then you won't need the services of a...

Montreal Definitley Montreal! Toronto is a great second but all other cities there is too little to choose from and In Vancouver, hobbying is far too expensive. Montreal gives your best bang for the buck, pardon the pun.

Joke OK, time out! How about a little humor about now. What does "eating out" and the mafia have in common? One slip of the tongue and you are in deep shit!

No, no, no...the butt dances are good! Keep 'em coming, it will be a prelude to the real thing! As Lee says "a hands on in the face encounter"! Be a proud Canadian...show your beaver! This is about as political as I am going to get.

Martin OK Chloe, I do not care who you voted for but I do hope that your Derriere is much more appealing in person that your dance for Martin. Regardless it was cute, but I think you can dance better.

Stuffed w/ what??

Small and real, anything more than a mouthful is a waste anyway. Be a proud Canadian...show your beaver!