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    NY Gov Spitzer linked to Prostitution Ring

    Question to the yanks on board: Don't you feel embarrased of being Americans? I visited Montreal, Costa Rica, and Rio exclusively and let me tell u something: All of these places are filled with Americans. Every year, you have to fly thousands of miles abroad in order to fullfill your...
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    French Flight Attendant Striptease in CockPit

    I don't see what the fuk is the big deal !!! So the woman showed her tits, so what ? This is completely normal in a country where all women go to the beach TOPLESS. Anglophones (both canadians and yanks) should just chill out and stop acting like retards everytime they see a breast (janet...
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    What do you do immediately after an encounter?

    Jerk off. It ain't a thing in the world that can satisfy an old pervert like me than me own hand.
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    Hotel @ Airport

    They are currently building a hotel in the terminal, aren't they?
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    Iran Expels Canadian Ambassador From Tehran !!!

    Discuss how this will affect our hobby...
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    Définition de PSE

    In Brazil, a PSE experience consists of a minimum of 5 things: DFK BBJ Rimming Butt Sex CIM But Montreal is not Brazil.
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    How can Canada stay ahead of China and India ?

    What are you talking about? Just take a stroll down any major town Canada, you will see plenty of chinese and indian immigrants fleeing their shithole countries (pardon my french).. The day when there will be canucks living in Beijing and Mombay, is the day that your statement becomes...
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    President – Candidates for 2008

    What is wrong with America??? I will tell you exactly what is wrong with America: People like me who can't get laid ! Unless you are a Bradd Pitt look-alike, or have a 'game' , you can't find a date in this country. That's why we have to fly north (ie Montrweal) and get some release...
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    Keeley Hazell sex tape - UK's #1 Pg 3 girl!!!

    WTF???? 10 minutes of continuous sex??? Is that even humanly possible??? Must be a world record! Knowing that the average person lasts about 2.62 minutes. From wikipedia: 'Hazell was offered a chance to be in Playboy, but declined because she was not comfortable doing a full nude...
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    Michael Richards Spews Racial Slurs at Hecklers

    The plot thickens.... The black dudes don't want an apology.... They just want $$$$ That's why they hired the famous leech, ops i meant 'laywer' Gloria Allred to extract money from Richards. Do you know what? The next time I hear Chris Rock say " Cracker ass Cracker" (ie white...
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    your scheduled girl can't make it because:

    Your scheduled girl can't make it because On her way to meet you, she found Jesus...
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    your scheduled girl can't make it because:

    How about just telling the truth: An arab sheikh offered here 10 times more than what you are willing to pay her, you cheap bastard........ But sticking to the topic, it seems to me that EXCUSE # 1 "She was too tired and went home to sleep" - is the most common excuse. I got it once...
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    Who is your favorite Hollywood MILF?

    Britney Spears...... That is before she got K-Feded.
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    Highway Overpass Near Montreal Collapses, Two Cars Crushed

    LOL ! You guys from the states are bad mouthing canadian civil engineers??? I have two words for you: ( Big Dig ) . Nough said!. ps: sorry about the rant, but i am a mcgill engineer graduate. Also, did you know that the passing rate of the professional engineering exam test in the...
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    Allways pictured myself as an xpat... anyone have advice on becoming a Canadian?

    Why don't you just try to get a job in Canada? (if this is possible. It is usually the canucks who are coming to the states). If you are lucky enough to get a job of your likings in Montreal, then getting a work permit is easy as a piece of cake. You just need to apply for a TN (trade nafta )...
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