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    Beware of dancers with colds!

    You know the saying: The fastest way to get rid of a cold is to pass it to somebody else. That's my motto anyway.
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    Bill Clinton Receives Honourary Doctorate from McGill

    He did what ????? I shall burn my McGill Degree. It is worth shit now.
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    So I am watching this female cop on TV spewing the usual gibberish about…

    The cop is like 60 years old. Nobody in his right would find here even close to being doable. Except to desparate dudes who never left their farms. When she posed as an escort online, she only got two customers. Two regular johns going back home after their 9 to 5 jobs. They had no drugs...
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    So I am watching this female cop on TV spewing the usual gibberish about…

    Do they need all that force ? Of course not. Any sane person knows that prostitution is a victimless crime. However in order to convince the sheeps down there in Whopper land about the evil of prostitution, they , i.e. the cops, need to portray the johns as bad and extremely dangerous people...
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    Which city is your pick to host the Olympics in 2016?

    Somebody today made a big doodoo and forget his 5th grade geography lesson: Summer in the northern hemisphere = Winter in the southwern hemisphere In lame words, that mean in June 2016 , it will be winter time in Rio. Sure, it ain't Montreal winter but it is still winter! Anyway, glad...
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    Which city is your pick to host the Olympics in 2016?

    The four finalist cities are: Chicago, Rio,Madrid, and Tokyo. The winner will be picked this Friday. Rio: I am against Rio being picked because of the violence and the security issue. Rio needs to clean up itself before being granted such an honor. Also, the weather in Rio is highly...
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    New Gal on SNL Drops the F-Bomb, live on TV

    KARMA !!!!! I bet the fat chick who got replaced by this new chick just had the best day of her life. Catch it before the suits remove it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQcBPNyv9Do p.s.: look on her face (15 second mark) was priceless.
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    A new book on prostitution

    Really ? Silly me ! And I thought that Centaurus was a bright constellation in the southern sky. One of the largest constellations in the sky as a matter of fact. Kinda fit my zinggy personality. p.s.: Terma Centaus in Rio must be avoided at all costs. They charge 400 Reais upfront (i.e...
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    A new book on prostitution

    There is one problem, Pele . We no speak damn brasilian or whatever language they speak down there. Care to translate.
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    Florida sting nabs 28 escorts advertising on Craigslist

    The first three are doable. They are welcome to immigrate to Canada where the government doesn't waste valuable resources chasing consenting adults having sex for money. What a screwedball country you live in, dude!
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    So I am watching this female cop on TV spewing the usual gibberish about…

    Earlier today, I was watching the TLC show Police Women of Broward County – FL, on TV. As the female cop posing as a escort was ready for a sting operation in order to arrest people having indoor ‘illegal sex’ as she puts it, stating that this operation is needed since the prostitutes all...
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    Agencies asking for your full name

    And? Consider yourself lucky living in Canada. In the land of the whopper, not only they ask for your name but also for your work number, place of work, driver license number , etc. What a country !
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    most sexually explicit lyrics

    This song is huge in any Brazilian terma. It is soo filthy, yet will make you have a big bamboom explosion in the pants ! Goes like this: My Neck, my back. Lick my pussy and my crack http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3J0utfYWJvg
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    Ted Kennedy dead at 77

    F%ck the kennedy's !
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    favorite current tv series...

    Glenn Beck Bill o 'Reily Sean Hannity Basically anything om Fox. And the Big Bang theory.
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    Bill Clinton comes through once again!!

    What next to Slick Willy? After saving two unknown pedestrian 'kao pao coochies' from the evil N/ Korea regime , Big Baba ought to negotiate with the administration to free the son of his supporter Michael Douglas , Cameron who is 'unjustly' imprisoned for dealing illegal drugs... Bib...
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    I will never drink Sprite the same way

    Liberal Filth at it again. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nquccBCNYpg
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    Levi Johnston says he wouldn't vote for Sarah Palin

    Well, this kid should shut the hell up and find a JOB to support his newly born son. Ops,my bad he is a democrat. He expects the State to give him money while sitting all day in his speedo watching Oprah. Bunch of retarded liberals. No wonder the country is dans la toilette!.
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    Any plans for Bastille day ?

    Busted ! If you opened this thread, then you are an atheist liberal commie. Get out of my America !
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    Airbus Are Falling From The Sky, Like Flies

    The problem with Airbus is that it's French. I only fly Made in America -Boeing. May God bless America and nobody else. p.s: 107 zingers, and counting.
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