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Two Irish nuns were sitting at a traffic light in their car when a bunch of rowdy drunks pulls up alongside of them. "Hey, show us your tits, ye bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks. Mother Superior turns to Sister Immaculata, "I don't think they know who we are - show them your cross."...

Maybe I could show up with my toolbox and wearing coveralls and get that ever elusive and fictional "handyman" roleplay. Of course, my host might mistake me for a psycho and mace me too. :D

Imo, not a big deal at all. I've met these ladies at Hotels, open court Motels, Apartments, Condos, Air BNB's and private residences in quiet neighborhoods. For all the stigma out there, the average person, neighbor, whatever really doesn't give a damn about what their neighbors are or who they...

The first time I heard this was sitting in the dark and high on LSD, lol. My misspent youth.

You know what would be refreshing and a nice change is if the media concentrated all this effort on talking about the innocent victims who lost their lives or are barely hanging on. Donny boy is fine, the secret service incompetence or conspiracy theory, click bait and political talking points...

Bob went to doctors clinic for checkup. The nurse asked him to remove his clothing and put on a gown to be checked by the doctor. “In front of you?” He asks, shy. The nurse says: “Well no, but I’ve seen the human body before. The man said, “Not one like mine. You’d die laughing at my body.”...

The half truths and fake news will never end with this thing. Hopefully, my old ass dies before we ever really find out what the long term effects are or aren't . For now, I have essentially tuned out the nonsense and bullshit. Welcome to the 21st century, social media, online, shit show...

One day a little girl asks her mother," Mommy, how was I born?" The mother sits her on her knee and says," Well dear, one day your daddy decided to plant a little seed and then I took care of that seed and nurtured it and cultivated it until finally, after a few months, it grew into this...

Just watched "Nowhere" the other night. Ana Castillo with a powerful performance. Very disturbing at times and a lot of suspense but a remarkable story of survival and perserverence. https://www.imdb.com/video/vi2716518169/?ref_=tt_vi_i_1

Recently watched "One Love", the biopic on Bob Marley on Paramount+. I loved Bob's music growing up and find his story fascinating but I think, as with most of these, the filmmakers take some dramatic liberties. Funny story about my introduction to Bob Marley. A buddy of mine invited me over one...

I'm starting to think these are all just troll threads, tbh.

It's funny how a guy gets a boner and starts looking for "right now". :) That damn little head just has way too much control at times. Seriously though, I've never put much stock into the "available now" line. Even the 30 minutes notice is kinda iffy. Better to just plan things out well ahead of...

This is it in a nutshell, imo. When I worked in northern BC/ AB oilpatch, I had to drive an hour or longer to see a lady so pre-booked when I knew I would have plenty of time and made sure to get there plenty early (like 15- 20 mins). Then I would just find a place to park and wait until about...

As for the topic at hand, as said, there's more to it than "just insert here". Let her take the lead and go at her own pace and guide you. She has to be relaxed and receptive or even a gallon of lube ain't helping.