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At a crowded bus stop, a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was wearing a tight leather mini skirt with matching leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height...

Two old drunks are sitting in a bar when the first one says, "Ya know, when I was thirty and got an erection, I couldn't bend it, even using both hands. By the time I was forty, I could bend it about ten degrees, if I tried really hard. By the time I was fifty, I could bend it about forty five...

Well, evill, just what did you expect? :noidea: My old Granny used to say "Coolin' is conducive to cuddlin'." Pretty cool Granny.:D Sweetwater

Seems to me anytime between the hours of five pm and one am would be about the best time to visit.:rolleyes: :noidea: Sweetwater

Yeah, I like the summer wear better, but the winter garb makes the candy that much sweeter once you finally get it unwrapped. :eyebrows: I'd rather go through the process of removing winter clothing than not be able to call for some company. Sweetwater

I always thought that Candy Shop was a great name for an agency. My opinion. I never associated MTLGFE with Montreal Girlfriend, and see nothing wrong with it as long as it never violated a copyright law. I don't know anything about copyright laws in the US, much less Canada. There always will...

Try starting your own. Drop your pants, head for the St. Lawrence. :eek: Hopefully you will be in up to your nuts before LE sees you. No idea how to get out. :noidea: For that you're on your own. :D Here is another start...

Even though I have never seen any of these ball players on or off the field, I'm sure I'd like to play ball with any and all of them. Batter ... Up?!!:nod: I've always had good luck with Eleganza girls. Some better than others naturally, but overall good ... uh... Games? :rolleyes: Sweetwater

C'mon, Iggy. You remember...Hair Pie, Furburger, Bearded Clam, Floss for after dinner... God, I hope floss isn't needed after dining there!!! :p In other words... someone that is the same age as you or me. :eek: Sweetwater

Of all the things that I like, that I can't get lately, is to Montreal. The business model I work under has changed, therefore I haven"t been able to get there but once in the last month or two. I can handle the lack of foods, snacks, and many other products not available any more, but this is a...

Anytime is good. Just don't show up and book the available ladies on my TDL. :mad: Sweetwater

It started with... ...and has gone to... ...and then to this... Maybe he is closer to a French Licker. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Lick,_Indiana :noidea: Perhaps a French Liquor? :confused: Sweetwater

Fred Zed, I'm still waiting for the puking smilie. :lol: Merlot is pushing the limit, again. :rolleyes: :D No, SIC. He has just had too much Merlot, again. :nod: http://i.imgur.com/GCZhh.jpg If this is prostate massage training, why is she trying to yank it out. Aren't prostate massages...

I agree with MA. I like the website. It is a hell of a lot better than the last one. It may be long overdue, but I have been seeing the ladies all along. The only problem with the new site I had is viewing the schedule. It showed up beside the weekday window thing, whatever that is called. It is...

Yes, Lily, I'd let you arrest me too.... and you don't even need to be dressed..:nod: :lol: Sweetwater

Maybe the policeman was getting laid. :noidea: Sweetwater

I remember looking for escorts in the newspaper and the yellow pages. It really hasn't been that long either. How quickly and easily we get spoiled. :crazy: Sweetwater

What would the website show that isn't in the daily posts? :confused: Maybe some more photos of the ladies that are working :nod:, and the same number of photos of the ladies that are not on that particular night. I don't intend to defend Mike or Billy (they can do that for themselves) for not...

Can't be mine! :nono: :lol: Asking only for myself (and perhaps both Gentle and M11), just how much intelligence (or alcohol) does it take to start a thread celebrating the United States' Independence Day, reciting all verses of the National Anthem, and Asking God to bless America, in the Incall...

Perhaps albert22 is inviting us all over to his house so we can sing The U.S. National Anthem. :noidea: Wouldn't that make it an incall? Then if he was to tell how horribly we sound, then that would be a review. :D Maybe it is too much booze. :nod: Sweetwater