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At least you didn't give up pussy. :thumb: I was tempted once. Only because I was the only passenger. Didn't. :nono: Is that why that little steering wheel is sticking out of your zipper?:confused: Numbers 2,3, and 4 have the highest probability, I would say.:nod: Sweetwater

Wow! Hold that thought while I get in bed! :cool: Uh...your bed. Sweetwater

I want to give Mitsou xxx a cock spanking. :eyebrows:;) Sweetwater

OH NOOOO!!:eek: Not an ex-Mod!! I thought Mods (even ex-Mods) were a higher class than that. You mean, they`re not? :faint: Let me put that on my Bucket List.:nod: https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?104444-The-bucket-list-lol&p=725283&viewfull=1#post725283 Same here. I`ll stick to cock...

So... What are you saying here, Sam?:noidea: Perhaps there should be a dick measurement booth at the next GT. :lol: Sweetwater

I'll add "cloudsurf" to cloudsurf's list.:lol: I use my real name when i book a lady. Usually I even let the booker know my MERB handle, because I think my voice sounds like someone who has been banned at some agencies, the booker may think I am that person and either hang up on me or put me on...

I think he might have meant to say "bracelet". Otherwise it would probably be a piece of metal that helps stabilize a shelf or something similar. I hope her shelf didn't fall down.:noidea: I don't think it means much. I had a lady leave me a bracelet once. It was pretty and made out of cloth...

Merci beaucoup, mes amis. I wanted to be in Montreal tonight. I couldn't get there, but hopefully I'll be there tomorrow night. Thank you all.:wave: Sweetwater

I've never noticed latex having an odor, except when it's been hot enough to start smoking. I just put on a little lube, it cools off and no more hot rubber smell. :rolleyes: Sweetwater

That's my point. The battery in the iPhone can't have enough voltage to give you a micro-shock, much less electrocute you. The problem lies with the faulty charger. Sweetwater

Does this mean that just about any dick can get an iPhone, sim card, and minutes in Canada? :no idea: Sweetwater

It is unfortunate that anyone gets killed or injured, especially by something like a cell phone charger. I'm not an electrical engineer or anything like that, but it seems that the charger would have to been faulty, because, unless logic thought defies the truth, the charger that plugs into the...

Happy birthday, Doctor. Sweetwater

Happy Canada Day to everyone. :canada: Sweetwater

I've use MTLGFE almost exclusively for quite a while now, and Xxxtase/Delight a few times. I've been satisfied with the results. Sweetwater

Congratulations, ManApart. I wish you the best of luck. I've trusted your reviews in the past, and will hopefully trust your recommendations in the future. Best of luck to you. Sweetwater

I prefer to book English speaking ladies but I have never let it stop me from seeing anyone. If "Plan A" or "Plan B" can't happen, and "Plan C" isn't English speaking, then I guess we won't be conversing much. After all, conversation wasn't the main reason for booking a lady. With the...

Kokanee or Miller Genuine Draft cold enough to start forming ice crystals. Sweeetwater

Entirely up to you. If you want to see ladies take off their clothing, then a strip club would be in order. If you are into watching people fuck on film, then try an xxxcinema. Perhaps you would like to do a little fucking yourself, then call an escort, remember, however that ymmv.. I wouldn't...

I usually am attired in a pair of clean pants and a clean shirt. Nothing formal, since I don't carry anything other than work clothes. Usually barefoot. Not much sense in putting underwear on, either. :eyebrows: I ask one SP, whom I had seen several times, what she would do if I opened the door...