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LadyKillers, Intolerable Cruelty and Burn After Reading are "Cohen lite" although that's still better than 90% of the crap that ends up on movie screens. IMHO, the best Cohen films are: 1. Fargo 2. Miller's Crossing 3. The Big Lebowski I don't think so. I mean they are still young and...

At least you realize that everything on Fox is fiction. :)

You better tell that to this Leafs fan, one that actually seems to have a functionning brain: :D "What a joke trade this is... i thought the youth movement was the way to go forward. Stralman was the only other 'pure' potential puck moving d-man we had on the depth chart. Burke, you may have...

Alexis Arguello is one.

...who manages to be -8 in the 10th best offense in the league. Bwahhhhhhhhhh! Yet another entry in "Doc's Book of Priceless (and hilarious) Hockey Quotes".

Sales pitch by Chet Pussy (Cheech Marin), outside the "Titty Twisters" bar in "From Dusk Till Dawn" Pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in Pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we’re slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy! This is a pussy blow out! Alright, we...

Hey I like Komisarek. He's a good 3rd or 4th D-man (unless he can play with someone like Markov, which the Leafs don't have), so he has pros and cons like most players of his ability: Pros: Big and physical, blocks a lot of shots, leader Cons: Stricly a defensive D-man, prone to mistakes in...

I've already explained and proven to you that you are wrong about Martin. And yet, you keep repeating this fallacy like a mantra. Broken record... Again, priceless! Keep dreaming...

I think that with Beauchemin and Komisarek, the Leafs D did get better. A lot better? No. But still a noticeable improvement. But yeah, they should pray that their PK gets better. Also, they just plain suck up front. Where will the offensive production come from? How are they going to win games...

One, she's 23. Two she's a friend of his girlfriend. What's new? Nothing. Leafs fans strike out again.

You don't know what I think... But this "everything the Habs do is bad vs everything the Leafs do is good" (or vice-versa)black or white stuff, filled with exagerations and hyperbole is ridiculous, meaning it makes reasonable discussion impossible. All it is is a childish pissing contest...

Now that's a good one. When I do (see last few pages), it goes right over your head and you invariably fall back on these silly "overpaid! boring! overrated!" non-sensical arguments that are supposed to pass for "analysis", which you keep repeating ad nauseam like a broken record...

And this thoughtful "analysis" (cough cough) is brought to you by the guy who changes his hockey shirt more often than is possible to count and who, in the past, has proven that he is invariably wrong 9 times out of 10 when making "predictions". lollllll

Errr... HE IS a fifth or sixth D-man. And a good one at that. I never argued he was Markov or Lidstrom... That's one of the stupidest things I ever heard. How does that work exactly? He managed to have good stats on a bad team therefore he's overrated? lollll Everybody, including...

These aren't "Facts", these are simply the biased opinions of a Leafs fan. The problem with you Doc is that even when you do make sensible points, they are invariably buried in a sea of exaggerations and hyperbole... Like this: Fact: Josh Gorges played 81 games in 2008-2009 and finished...

The Panthers woudn't have "excelled" under any system. So what's your point? Abbott and Costello Laurel and Hardy and now, Doc and Igna :D

Nude body rub with oil (no FS) is essentially what a "Thai option" refers to in the Montreal massage parlor scene. So what a REAL Thai massage is in this context is pretty much irrelevant. As to why some people like it, The_naturist gave a perfectly reasonable answer. I like the Thai option...

"...and they racked up the most goals in the NHL in Martin's final campaign (2003-2004)." Your math and reading comprehension skills are about as good as your hockey knowledge... Jacques Lemaire is a defensive coach. Jacques Martin is a puck possession coach who instills defensive...

This silliness needs to stop... "From 1998-99, when Martin won the Jack Adams Award, until the end of his Ottawa tenure in 2003-04, the Senators finished in the top five in scoring in every season but one, and they racked up the most goals in the NHL in Martin's final campaign. Over the same...

The big question to me is team chemistry. I'm not thrilled about Gomez's huge contract, but I hope he can rekindle the chemistry he had with Gionta in Jersey. I think Cammalleri will do fine. He might not get 39 goals, but I expect him to get around 30. You can call these guys second line...