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Yeah it’s when the devil takes the priest out of the kids.

To be honest, I think a lot of us never have.

i think this is the linguistic equivalent to the weight and age math they have going on *shrugs*

Depends what the gift is. Is it lingerie you want her to wear? Before. Is it a snack? After. Is it a first visit? Both have their advantages. Is she your regular? Then whenever you see fit doesn’t matter. if it’s breakable, edible, gives bad breath or personal for her own TLC, after. If it’s...

Now we just need to be in the same room

“Oh, honey, you think you can dissect me with this blunt little tool?” “A census-taker once tried to test me… I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.” how à propos

I’m not no sure about what you mean with your question but in comparing it in that there can be one exit with more than one origin and the oesophagus to your male internal configuration on order to illustrate the above mentioned point

i didn’t say it was exclusively those who have big ones lol also, you know where to find my number. I’ll be expecting you ☺️

Skene glands

your sperm comes out your urethra, so it’s pee then right? no it’s not. obviously. Because your one urethra, on the inside, splits and goes to your prostate and nuts and on the other side to the bladder and your body kinda blocks off one side when you’re horny / cumming etc. Hense why peeing is...

oooooh! My time to shine you @Nachoy and @AirBo are totally up my alley now. I have squirting down to a science. I had a boyfriend back when I was 18 or so who was obsessed with squirting and got me started. From there « I could ». Since then, it’s been a very promiscuous decade or so up...

Wet, not an issue. Squirting is a whole other ball game though.

I love this

ooohhh dear love muffin you *for sure* would be showering before any sex would happen.. and how is one supposed to look nice and be dolled up showering so many times and all? I won’t think you’re into bondage but this certainly reads like you’re into CNC without the first C…. if we’re all...

Peekaboo I hope your night is off to a good start.

What he means in damaged is likely the ones that had more than a normal share of those “normal” traumatic experiences. also, you’re coming off a bit abrasive. I would tread carefully.

As the damaged girl, I get asked this a lot. I’m going to have to marinate on it and come back with an answer because whatever explanation I have I can’t quite formulate right now.

What’s the best part about having a hooker die on you? the second hour is free.

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