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Blonde joke I invented Blonde driver to a friend, "I'm so gorgeous, guys even flash their car headlights at me on the highway!" &*^*&% blonde, left lane on the 20 heading out of downtown, never exceeding 80 - and braking often. Finally got out because a van was doing less than her in the...

Weeknight better? A 5-9pm, between Tues & Thurs, better for me though. Probably same for the other guys that have a SO.

Dirt cheap for new computers Below 500$ you can get brand new. All-in-one motherboards, 256mb ram, 40g, XP home, AMD Duron. All legal. Just keep the same monitor, mouse, keyboard. Used = problems (virus, spyware, no cd's to reinstall) unless you buy from a store. The store will give you...

Exactly! Then why did the Conservative party spefically talk against it? Prompting Dr. Morgantiler to speak up publicly? I find that weird. The problem is the money, the Fed Tax contains $$ towards the province's health care system. So the Fed's stick their noses in the province's...

Conservatives are pro-life The C's don't want to finance abortions, so girls have to pay 100% in private clinic (except recenlty Alberta and Ontario). In essence, should be the girl's choice. Girl should not be forced to pay hundreds of $$. Too bad this only came up this week in some...

Thx Thanks MG_mtl for the solution. I never knew those were called avatar's!

I can't see where I can put in my profile. I'd like to put this representative dude. :p (as a thumbnail of course)

Learn to watermark Use photoshop, add a layer. Put text of your website address. Then let people easily copy and distribute, see your hits go way up.

She's just toying with you! I felt that way too in the beginning. These girls can tell us sensitive guys and use that to our advantage. This is the case of the pro's. However I have felt like that with out of town strip clubs, where you get real young local girls. They aren't that hot, but...

And we have a ... ... a potential Propeller Head All for fun, no harm intended. I'm a nerd too...couldn't resist adding a post to up my numbers by 1 ;)

Types of flames Bud Fox hit the nail right on. Are usually personal attacks or obvious shills. I agree that some people are highly sensitive to certain comments/people in particular. I just wish everyone did these flames on The Lounge instead of the Incall or Massage forums. So much...

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Ratings - where? Where do you find this independant rating? On the SAQ site? Please tell me where. Better than Yellow Tail at 19$ is highly interesting.

Awesome wine - rock bottom price - Australian The Little Penguin @ 14$ (White & Red) The Kangaroo Tail @ 13$ Each from different sectors of the continent, both taste great. I'll try that, bringing a bottle next time. I compare them with wines 2x & 3x the price. I'm sure that next year...

Thai On the corner of Cote-des-Neiges and Cote-Ste-Catherine. Great Thai on second floor, on North-East corner (same side a Jewish General). This place serves authentic, 4 star quality, but at a 2 star price.

Slow to load, of course it is Internet Explorer is now fully integrated into Windows, unless you're running Win95 that is. So when you boot your PC into Windows, you are ALSO booting up Internet Explorer, because your Explorer and Internet Explorer, are the same program. This is why...

Old age home A daughter placing her father in an old age home, visiting the first place. As the head nurse explains the long list of things, the father sits down in the lobby. Soon he starts to tilt severely to the left. Many nurses walking by, one immediately places a pillow on hist left...

La SQ recommande Un policier de la SQ en tant que prof à Terre-Neuve pour des nouvelles techniques policières. Sur le diner, un newfie sympa dine avec le prof, et ils parlent de sexe. Le newfie dit que c'est devenu plate avec sa femme, manque de piquant. Le prof SQ dit alors, essaie cette...

Couple nouveau marié Un jeune couple en voyage de noces organise une semaine dans une cabane sans électricié sur une ferme. Les fermiers, un vieux couple. La femme dit à son mari, ca fait TROIS jours qu'ils sont là sans sortir. Va leur apporter ce pain, tarte et une cruche d'eau. Le vieux...

Shortest dirty joke Jewish and Catholic priest walking together on a street. They see a 10 yr old boy on other side. Catholic priest says, "Do you want to fuck that boy?" Jewish priest says, "Sure! By how much?" . . . . . . .