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    Joke Thread

    Isn't that a sweet story for NumbNuts (from http://www.docreno.com/noshit.php) A couple had only been married for two weeks, the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."...
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    Joke Thread

    Stewie Griffin sound board (baby in Family Guy) My favorite is, I went for it and it was worth it. The Stewie Griffin Soundboard
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    MERB Software Upgrade (VB 3.5.3)

    Slow Slow Slooow Ever since the upgrade, the board is slow as hell. I often get timeouts. Like SL, I too noticed in PM's the buttons are gone. :confused:
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    Ultimate MAP of Montreal Adult Locations - Frappr (uses Google Maps)

    What a cool idea this is. I've created a Frappr group called Montreal Adult Guide. The ultimate way of finding all the great adult locations our city and environs has to offer. For those of you who don't know what Frappr is, it's Google Maps with saveable PINS, so one link brings you to a...
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    Joke Thread

    GAME 3 - First Massage as a Zork Text Adventure .LOOK You are in your tiny shabby appartment, on the eigth floor of a rundown complex. You are lying down in your bed that is part bedroom part livingroom. Ahead of you is a computer desk overflowing with unpaid bills, newspapers. Small kitchen...
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    Joke Thread

    GAME 2 - First Massage as a Zork Text Adventure .LOOK You are in your tiny shabby appartment, on the eigth floor of a rundown complex. You are lying down in your bed that is part bedroom part livingroom. Ahead of you is a computer desk overflowing with unpaid bills, newspapers. Small kitchen...
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    Joke Thread

    GAME 1 - First Massage as a Zork Text Adventure .LOOK You are in your tiny shabby appartment, on the eigth floor of a rundown complex. You are lying down in your bed that is part bedroom part livingroom. Ahead of you is a computer desk overflowing with unpaid bills, newspapers. Small kitchen...
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    Hamas

    No more oil soon Did not find the link, showing a cool graphic of the underground oil through seismology. Anyways, for a decade now the Arabs have been pumping sea water underground to force up the remaining oil underground. There's like less than 15 years worth of actual daily production...
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    Joke Thread

    An excellent girl Sailor into town meets a hot hooker, asks how much for a hj - 100 bucks Whoa, that's expensive! - You see these boobs? I paid them just with hj, it's that good. So he pays, and it's wonderful. He's hooked. Back in town, he searches her out again. How much for a bj? - 300...
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    How practical is romance when choosing a lifelong mate?

    AH, Cuddling is my strong suit, and there's lots of me to cuddle and hang on to :p
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    How practical is romance when choosing a lifelong mate?

    Nice to know I'm normal Add to that a need for wonderful long legs on a five foot 11 inches dancer whose initials are AH...
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    How practical is romance when choosing a lifelong mate?

    It is quite difficult. When you start, you don't think it will be so difficult. This is where Romance can mislead. Impossible goals will be possible, that sort of thing. When the kids become teens, drugs and alcohool, wanting to be cool and all that. Very difficult at times, lots of ups and...
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    Who did you vote vote?

    (..sound of ice melting..) ;) Ah, Brume, tu me fait rougir de bonheur... Translation: :p It's so invigorating thinking of you...
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    Who did you vote vote?

    And your handle, en français, sounds like a wonderful perfume, full-bodied, intelligent, just a bit spicey, hot and humid when carefully massaged.
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    Am I the only one not feeling much with a condom?

    Pelvic Muscles I've noticed similar. I'd try putting a drop of lube on your tip, before putting on the raincoat. Once on, make sure end is well lubed inside. Now enjoy the pelvic muscle action...most likely you are too "dry". Another reason to do this, when going to a full-contact...
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    Who did you vote vote?

    It's anonymous... It's totally anonymous, chère Brume d'Automne. It's just for fun, like meeting you would be...
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    Who did you vote vote?

    I'm curious to know if Merb will get the same results as the rest of Canada, percentage wise. Funny how the first option is red, second is blue, third could be orange if you tweak your monitor's contrast... Be honest ;)
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    A true IQ test for YMMV John's

    Whole purpose of this thread - fun and irony I did not build btw, just thought I'd share what looks like fun. If we can get the whole thing, I'll send an email to them linking to here...and we can suggest our own, like "20 for a hj but YMMV"
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    A true IQ test for YMMV John's

    I got a Somewhat Intelligent...I saw on ehowa.com. http://www.mensa-test.com/ ;)
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    How practical is romance when choosing a lifelong mate?

    Count me in I fit that exactly. I have the SO and happy in a deep rooted sense with being institutionalized, because together we are achieving some nice goals. Like raising kids and becoming financially independant (aka debt free). However I love the adrenaline rush of meeting the girls...
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