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  1. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    Its easy on video... Not IRL (peoples hurt)

    In an effort to lighten the mood but an iota, an episode of the King of the Hill (Henri pis sa Gang) revival was centered around that. Hank Hill's younger brother G.H. who is in his teens became very interested in this very masculine motivational speaker who was obviously based on Andrew Tate...
  2. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    Its easy on video... Not IRL (peoples hurt)

    "Some teenager was shot last year, one street away from mine (CdN, not exactly Hochelaga/Mtl. Nord but still a rough neighborhood in places). Sometimes in the wee hours of the morning, I might hear popping noises from outside and wonder if it's firecrackers or "shit, they busting caps again"."
  3. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    Its easy on video... Not IRL (peoples hurt)

    Fuck me running, I was talking yesterday about shootings in Cote-des-Neiges and what happens today? Neighborhood on lockdown. One dead cop, one dead civ and one dead gunman, I'm sitting my ass at home until the dust settles.
  4. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    Attempted theft on gouin, Just a heads up.

    I know exactly what you're trying to say, but the Wild West gets a bad rap for supposed lawlessness. It was one of the select few instances in recorded history where a decentralized society, pretty much running on the rugged individualism current of anarchy, actually worked. Plus, brothels were...
  5. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    Attempted theft on gouin, Just a heads up.

    Your cautionary tale has served to make me a wiser man than I was yesterday. Was already wary of not booking via agencies, but now I will take care to run from LL like the Devil runs from frankincense (old country saying).
  6. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    Its easy on video... Not IRL (peoples hurt)

    Some teenager was shot last year, one street away from mine (CdN, not exactly Hochelaga/Mtl. Nord but still a rough neighborhood in places). Sometimes in the wee hours of the morning, I might hear popping noises from outside and wonder if it's firecrackers or "shit, they busting caps again".
  7. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

    If the 90's are to return, we need to make frosted tips a thing again.
  8. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

    Finding is not an issue. It would be my childhood friend if he's down with sharing a gal.
  9. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    Do you ever get too excited in a session and bust a nut too early? Lol

    Mentioned it in a separate thread but it bears repeating. Dark chocolate. Improves blood flow, you'll stay stiff for longer but should also pace yourself as usual to prevent busting early. Rubbing one out the day of might make things more difficult for some guys (I often have a high sex drive...
  10. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    Do you ever get too excited in a session and bust a nut too early? Lol

    It's not just that no woman likes a two-pump chump, you should also be thinking about literally getting...more bang for your buck. If you finish in 2-3 minutes, it'll feel like a waste of $200+. Whereas if you get a good stroke game going in a couple of positions, you'll be going home with a...
  11. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    What's the hottest & dirtiest thing a SP ever said to you in a session?

    "Ton sperme goute bon!" Merci, ma cherie. <3
  12. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    Top 10 Hottest Female Porn Stars From Quebec

    I pay little to no attention to contemporary pornography, but I have one devil of a fetish for lewd and lascivious strumpets who also wear a crucifix during sex. So she gets a pass from me.
  13. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

    I tell myself that I'm fortunate to have grown up a computer nerd and disdainful of smart phones in general.
  14. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    Most taboo fantasy

    If she isn't getting cucked, I'm down with it.
  15. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

    If you're not eating dark chocolate before coitus, start doing so. Improves blood circulation something shocking, was able to stay hard an inordinate amount of time before busting just because I ate some dark chocolate a few hours earlier.
  16. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    Stories of reddit

    Reddit a.k.a. "Quand on se compare, on se console!".
  17. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    Top 10 Hottest Female Porn Stars From Quebec

    Tangerine Dream because massive fake funbags. Samantha Ardente
  18. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    Do you ever get too excited in a session and bust a nut too early? Lol

    Twice. Once, I was both under the weather (that was my first mistake) and rather backed up. Busted after 2 minutes of thrusting. Second time, I was so into devouring this chick's ass as she sat on my face and gave me a handjob that was a bit too much on the aggressive side that I couldn't hold...
  19. Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

    What are you grateful for today?

    I am grateful for Preparation H. May it be blessed for saving my ass time and again.