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Three unseemly men are teaming up to kick my apartment door down. And succeed. That's OK because a shotgun just materialized in my hands...

...or you could tag team with a mate and save that gigolo money?

Ever notice how girls love kissing you on the mouth after they've been blowing you for a while (might be because they're feeling dommy on the spur of the moment)? Same deal with me and rimming; if your ass is clean enough for me, then it's clean enough for you. :P

I own several swords. Some for decoration, some practical.

Already getting October temperatures in September, I find it absolutely disgusting. YMMV but that's my feelings. Like being told that summer vacation ends one week early, you feel disgusted and robbed.

My whole "hot Christian/Catholic vixen" fetish I mentioned a while back? Yeah, its gotten worse. I swear it's a plot by the Vatican, I suspect the Jesuits.

Recently stumbled upon this Youtuber, Tyler Bucket. His entire shtick is that he's a wide-eyed American tourist who is mesmerized by anything and everything Canadian. Now I know how the Japanese feel when witnessing a 13 year-old who is mesmerized by anything and everything Japanese. Hoser...

If I wanted rainbows, there's more than enough of those in the West. ;) Surprised Kabuki-cho wasn't mentioned, like THE red light district.

That is literally some ninja/kunoichi shit.

If we're really going about taking the word "courtesan" in the first degree, I do believe I met one once. Performance-wise, it wasn't my proudest outing, but she made it up to me after with riveting conversation. We spent an additional hour jawing about all the sort of far-out stuff that Smitty...

As far as "pornographic performance" being the standard, guys need to remember that most porno scenes nowadays are faker than pro wrestling. One thing that annoys me to a great extent is the often obvious use of jump cuts; no, the typical sexual encounter does not normally feature 20+ minutes of...

Necromancy on a decade-old thread? Some people need extracurricular activities.

Parce que la France, lol.

Et pour se conformer a la Charte et fournir du materiel francophone, voici "péripatéticienne". Designe qqun qui aime se promener et jaser de la philosophie d'Aristote. :^)

I like courtesan. Also, when I do say "whore" usually with my BFF as this is as inside joke between us, I pronounce it "hooer", Ireland/Alberta style. I'm not a big fan of homonyms that mean one innocuous thing and have another meaning that is more rude, as in the case of whore/hoar (a variety...

At least you're actually honest, I can respect that.

I mean...one way to look at it is that it's like pro wrestling. Everybody over the age of 12 knows that wrestling is an act, those people aren't hitting each other for real (for the most part) and don't legitimately hate one another and wish to end each other's careers. But we still appreciate...

And I thought I had a predilection for old-timey terms, but that right there is a really old-timey term. I found this quotation: "[…] in Italian called a curtezan, in Spain, a margerite, in French une curtain, in England, among the barbarous, a whore, but among the gentle, their usual...

The world's oldest profession has many, many synonyms. Some neutral, some derogatory, some flowery. A term I see a lot around parts is "SP" for "service provider", but it's too matter-of-fact for my tastes and makes me automatically think of Bell/Videotron. The sort of term to avoid tipping off...