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Me and the bois at work were shooting the shit on break. Mr. Man up and decides "OK bois, round table discussion, drop your weirdest sexual fetish". Me: "Japanese tentacle monsters." Guy: "Of course SMITTY would say that!" Seems like I'm typecast as the resident weirdo. v0v

I believe that Nolan displayed a master class of trolling everyone. The casting of Helen of Troy was ragebait, all publicity is good publicity, and it ultimately led to what exactly? The character being used largely as window dressing and the actress being led around by the nose with the notion...

You vill consume ze slop and you vill be happy. I'd say the most entertaining part of the whole movie was when the crew wandered onto the island that had already advanced to the Middle Ages and they get ROFLstomped by the giant knights in plate armor. :^) "Welcome to Medieval times, bitch!"

Honestly, I think along the same lines as you but need to practice discretion as to with whom I'm able to be that sincere.

Don't give me ideas. :eek:

If this is set aside as "the bitching thread", I am going to bitch about skunks. I am usually an animal lover. But in urban areas, skunks should be KOS (kill on sight).

Bro, t'es en manque lol. Rub one out. :p But getting back into serious mode...I really would not say no. Two considerations are to be taken into account: participation fee and privacy. Specifically, would it be private event or filmed? If filmed, automatic deal breaker,

Too bad none of them are Kianna Dior.

-Typical accusations of escorts facilitating adultery and/or spreading STD's. Fall apart after scrutiny as the exact same accusations can be levied against those engaging in casual sex/hook-ups. -Possibility of some girls being victims of sexual trafficking. -Envious females who resent escorts...

COB is usually my default as I'm obsessed with big tits. Especially enhanced. CIM is a major bonus. Especially if she keeps stroking/sucking after and sends you into convulsions, next best feeling to creampie (which is only an option with GF/wife). COF is few and far between, you can count the...

Old flat was being sprayed for bugs. Not one but two motels right down the street, figured renting a room would be easy. They stopped just short of requesting a full background check on me to rent a room for one night, I was taken aback to say the least.

To that I reply with the sayings "One door closes, another door opens" and "A fool and his money are soon parted". I'll take being seen as poor over having "more dollars than sense", feel free to front if you want.

Back then you also didn't have to show a passport and a credit report to rent a goddamn motel room, LMAO.,

Would you be willing to pay a penalty for services unreceived? Just shy of 300$? Maybe that's chump change in your world, if so, would it that we all could be as fortunate I did not blacklist them on that previous occasion due to stellar prior experiences, I understood that maybe she was...

Microwave popcorn that was salty, buttery, greasy goodness. I don't care about freaking calories when I'm eating popcorn, bro. There should at least be the option for the Cholesterol Special.

It's happened to me more frequently as of late and I've figured out that it's mostly a blood circulation issue. I used to be self-conscious about my stamina, how long I last in bed so got to doing kegels every day and my stamina improved noticeably. But then I noticed that I have no trouble...

That is an unwritten agreement. However, zero prior cancelations at the last minute for a regular customer not being taken into consideration at all is bad form. Not speaking about myself specifically but in general, I have no knowledge if other users were previously late or canceled, etc. One...

I have to agree that smartphones have exacerbated a problem that was damn near unheard of ca. 15-20 years ago. The phone's omnipresence coupled with the instantaneous nature of streaming sites to be specific. I honestly think that it used to be much better when we used p2p networks like...

Since everyone is airing their grievances (and also since my number was apparently blocked, I will no longer be able to contact them anyway), I might as well air my own dirty laundry. I had used Euphoria exclusively for 6+ years, steady customer. Never had a disagreement with them. Last spring...