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    Have you ever met a SP that you were hyped up for but then met her & felt so disappointed?

    Wild, these are among the best providers in the city. Either you're not communicating what you're looking for or the expectations you've set are not reachable, either way it looks like you might be the common denominator here.
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    Cinema de l’Amour

    I think Rae Vines and/or Milena Laska do these, maybe even as duos...
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    Would you still see your favorite SPs as they get older?

    Montreal, Under the Radar, Automated External Defibrillator, Original Gangster Life's not that short.
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    Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

    There's something cute about the way nipples get pressed in lingerie in photoshoots. Like sometimes it's dead on and it presses it down into the areola like a flat circle but often it's pressed into a weird angle like a mini thumbs up or down (or left/right).
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    What's your definition of a perfect session with a SP?

    I just now realize that isn't Squidward. Thx.
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    I simply cannot decide

    Good thing the OP was a one-and-done poster bc this thread has gone oFf THe RaILs...
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    Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

    Yes. Next question.
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    Ask us anything part 3

    98% joking.
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    Ask us anything part 3

    This guy’s having an existential crisis rn bc you just upended his foolproof game plan. He should just wait for them to be like @Michelle Gunn, “fully reset and undicked,” to be safe :p:p:p In all honesty I’m not sure why it doesn’t bother me to think about the last guy the provider fucked...
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    Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

    Ah, then let me direct you to your table, madam. Right this way... https://merb.cc/xenforo/forums/politics-religion-international-affairs.79/
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    How important is chemistry for you in a session?

    Never. The chemistry just determines whether I repeat or not. If I think we have good sexual compatibility and it's 'clicking' then I look forward to seeing them again. If the sex is good but there's nothing to build on, I don't.
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    Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

    Not sure if it's a compliment or vaguely racist or whatever but maybe you should stop wrapping them in foil with the paper flag hanging out all the time :p...
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    Conversations and communication across age groups

    There's def a generational language difference for everyone just based on slang and referential topics (esp. pop culture, politics, etc) but I don't notice it much bc after so many years in sales I match-and-mirror without thinking about it now. If they are more explicit in their language, so...
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    Aimé vous que votre courtisane porte du parfum ou non?

    Non. Je n'ai rien contre un léger parfum provenant d'une lotion ou d'un déodorant, mais je préfère pouvoir l'accueillir le plus naturellement possible.
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    I simply cannot decide

    Gonna need some info if you want suggestions. Who did you see that you enjoyed? Were you relaxed after seeing the masseuse or was it just a means to an end (getting a handjob)? What types of girls are you into? etc. As a rule, repeating with a provider you've had an excellent time with is...
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    What's the hottest & dirtiest thing a SP ever said to you in a session?

    Yeah I’ve honestly never been that bombarded with dirty talk like that. She’s one of the most well reviewed ladies on Terb but I’d never been to an agency so I thought I’d see if the hype was real. It was. Easily the most pornstar I’ve ever felt, she was feral.
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    What's the hottest & dirtiest thing a SP ever said to you in a session?

    Her name’s Abby but she’s from an agency in the GTA, unfortunately for most here. Hearty recommend if you’re around Toronto
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    How likely are you to report a bad hobbying experience?

    I feel the same way about sessions too and I don't have performance issues. I just think that statistically if I don't click with a well-reviewed provider, I'm likely responsible for a part of that. Don't get me wrong, I'm not beating myself up about it, I just know I'm not for everyone, paid...
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    What's the hottest & dirtiest thing a SP ever said to you in a session?

    Recently I got the royal sampler of hot and unhinged lines like I've never heard before: Within seconds of entering the incall she says, "I'm so fucking horny I'm going to fuck the life out of you, just so you know." She wasn't lying. "Daddy, stretch my throat for me" while on her knees in...
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    Tightest ass in the industry

    Almost everyone I can't get into lmao. Even with girls who offer it if they're tight I usually don't get in without discomfort for them (bc girth) so it's a no-go for me. Almost always the smaller girls are impossible for me but it's a heavenly sight to watch 5'4" Suzie Luv take up the...