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Was watching the livestream Artemis mission to the moon on netflix and they should study the effects of a gangbang in a weightless environnement

Poor guys who will have to clean my car after this long winter ... i’m afraid they will just say fuck it and quit midway trough the first carpet ...

Exactly... support the province you live in or live in the province you support ... next.

Ever heard of Optimist international (Club Optimiste) ... some wanted to start a Pessimist International but they finally gave up because they thought it would never work ...

Looks like a new type of service is born ... TPE ... Touche-Pipi Expérience

I never drove a Tesla but i guess there is an « asshole » or « small dick energy » mode you can select which activates blinding headlights, swerve and pass in front to feel superior and tailgate anyone respecting the speed limit. By selecting these modes, your car suddenly smells like Elon Musk...

Alice in Chains MTV unplugged show is way better than Nirvana’s show ... there. I’ve said it.

After 10 years of membership, they show you the secret handshake.

I don’t know why they still bother to put speed limits signs all over the city ... there’s no way you drive faster than 30kmh without wrecking your fuckin car

Those fucking « évitons le gaspillage » stickers on packages at the grocery store. Bitch, don’t sell your 125 gr steak 27,54$ and lower it to a normal price and we will évite le gaspillage you fucktards !

Just discovered that the devil started a company called BuffBunny bodysuit to fuck with my mind.

Nah ... it’s not the way it works ...wives will suspect a gay lover and think you go there just to shower with guys. You can’t never win ...

Michelle Gunn in a few weeks

Bonne Swing-Valentin !

Ces 2 là devraient faire une interview ensemble à Pour une fois ... me semble leur voir la face :)

I saw a restaurant that offers special discounts. Bring your wife : 15% off Bring your girlfriend : 25% off Bring both : Free

Yes keep our borders secure but ... CBSA is a joke. They can’t detain immigrants because their Laval prison is not safe enough ... also, they only track people between monday to friday from 9am to 3pm ... So basically, if you are about to be deported, stay hidden until 3 pm on weekdays and you...

Woe nice shoes ! Wanna fuck?

Kangaroos.

I love it like « I would reincarnate into a women’s locker room bench »