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    Its easy on video... Not IRL (peoples hurt)

    Some teenager was shot last year, one street away from mine (CdN, not exactly Hochelaga/Mtl. Nord but still a rough neighborhood in places). Sometimes in the wee hours of the morning, I might hear popping noises from outside and wonder if it's firecrackers or "shit, they busting caps again".
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    Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

    If the 90's are to return, we need to make frosted tips a thing again.
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    Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

    Finding is not an issue. It would be my childhood friend if he's down with sharing a gal.
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    Do you ever get too excited in a session and bust a nut too early? Lol

    Mentioned it in a separate thread but it bears repeating. Dark chocolate. Improves blood flow, you'll stay stiff for longer but should also pace yourself as usual to prevent busting early. Rubbing one out the day of might make things more difficult for some guys (I often have a high sex drive...
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    Do you ever get too excited in a session and bust a nut too early? Lol

    It's not just that no woman likes a two-pump chump, you should also be thinking about literally getting...more bang for your buck. If you finish in 2-3 minutes, it'll feel like a waste of $200+. Whereas if you get a good stroke game going in a couple of positions, you'll be going home with a...
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    What's the hottest & dirtiest thing a SP ever said to you in a session?

    "Ton sperme goute bon!" Merci, ma cherie. <3
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    Top 10 Hottest Female Porn Stars From Quebec

    I pay little to no attention to contemporary pornography, but I have one devil of a fetish for lewd and lascivious strumpets who also wear a crucifix during sex. So she gets a pass from me.
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    Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

    I tell myself that I'm fortunate to have grown up a computer nerd and disdainful of smart phones in general.
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    Most taboo fantasy

    If she isn't getting cucked, I'm down with it.
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    Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

    If you're not eating dark chocolate before coitus, start doing so. Improves blood circulation something shocking, was able to stay hard an inordinate amount of time before busting just because I ate some dark chocolate a few hours earlier.
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    Stories of reddit

    Reddit a.k.a. "Quand on se compare, on se console!".
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    Top 10 Hottest Female Porn Stars From Quebec

    Tangerine Dream because massive fake funbags. Samantha Ardente
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    Do you ever get too excited in a session and bust a nut too early? Lol

    Twice. Once, I was both under the weather (that was my first mistake) and rather backed up. Busted after 2 minutes of thrusting. Second time, I was so into devouring this chick's ass as she sat on my face and gave me a handjob that was a bit too much on the aggressive side that I couldn't hold...
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    What are you grateful for today?

    I am grateful for Preparation H. May it be blessed for saving my ass time and again.
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    Do you remember the first ass you ate? Lol

    "I eat a lot of ass, it affects my nutrition." (Filthy Frank) It's a mite paradoxical with me. In that I love eating ass as much as I love eating pussy but the girl's hygiene must be above any reproach. Because as much as I adore the female rectum, I have a violent aversion to fecal matter. If...
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    Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

    Well apparently if I say the wrong one (MMF), it's a whole different kind of party. 8^o
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    Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

    Those initialisms are complicated. So I suppose FMF would mean that the women won't interact, as opposed to FFM.
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    Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

    Does anyone have knowledge of an SP who does MMF threesomes?
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    Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

    Funny, incompatibility with latex has been suggested to me in the past. I remember requesting that the "expensive" condoms be used (apparently, that implies non-latex) and everything went hunky-dory.
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    Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

    It can great dry hombre, lol. I now blame the condom itself, but I now apply the "a stitch in time saves nine" protocol.