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I just now realize that isn't Squidward. Thx.

Good thing the OP was a one-and-done poster bc this thread has gone oFf THe RaILs...

Yes. Next question.

98% joking.

This guy’s having an existential crisis rn bc you just upended his foolproof game plan. He should just wait for them to be like @Michelle Gunn, “fully reset and undicked,” to be safe :p:p:p In all honesty I’m not sure why it doesn’t bother me to think about the last guy the provider fucked...

Ah, then let me direct you to your table, madam. Right this way... https://merb.cc/xenforo/forums/politics-religion-international-affairs.79/

Never. The chemistry just determines whether I repeat or not. If I think we have good sexual compatibility and it's 'clicking' then I look forward to seeing them again. If the sex is good but there's nothing to build on, I don't.

Not sure if it's a compliment or vaguely racist or whatever but maybe you should stop wrapping them in foil with the paper flag hanging out all the time :p...

There's def a generational language difference for everyone just based on slang and referential topics (esp. pop culture, politics, etc) but I don't notice it much bc after so many years in sales I match-and-mirror without thinking about it now. If they are more explicit in their language, so...

Non. Je n'ai rien contre un léger parfum provenant d'une lotion ou d'un déodorant, mais je préfère pouvoir l'accueillir le plus naturellement possible.

Gonna need some info if you want suggestions. Who did you see that you enjoyed? Were you relaxed after seeing the masseuse or was it just a means to an end (getting a handjob)? What types of girls are you into? etc. As a rule, repeating with a provider you've had an excellent time with is...

Yeah I’ve honestly never been that bombarded with dirty talk like that. She’s one of the most well reviewed ladies on Terb but I’d never been to an agency so I thought I’d see if the hype was real. It was. Easily the most pornstar I’ve ever felt, she was feral.

Her name’s Abby but she’s from an agency in the GTA, unfortunately for most here. Hearty recommend if you’re around Toronto

I feel the same way about sessions too and I don't have performance issues. I just think that statistically if I don't click with a well-reviewed provider, I'm likely responsible for a part of that. Don't get me wrong, I'm not beating myself up about it, I just know I'm not for everyone, paid...

Recently I got the royal sampler of hot and unhinged lines like I've never heard before: Within seconds of entering the incall she says, "I'm so fucking horny I'm going to fuck the life out of you, just so you know." She wasn't lying. "Daddy, stretch my throat for me" while on her knees in...

Almost everyone I can't get into lmao. Even with girls who offer it if they're tight I usually don't get in without discomfort for them (bc girth) so it's a no-go for me. Almost always the smaller girls are impossible for me but it's a heavenly sight to watch 5'4" Suzie Luv take up the...

Split tongue.. mmm..

See, even the hickey thing isn't so black-and-white. I agree with you, you probably know you're getting one after a few seconds, but maybe that's all that it took. Again, we're doubting the intent of the feedback bc there might be some client responsibility. Doesn't diminish his ability to...

The smell of marijuana is delicious. I love it! It's a real joy to be able to pick up a whiff out in public because of how far the smell travels. Smoking next to entrances or no smoking signs is not cool tho.

If I had a bad experience (never been a concern so far, knock on wood) that I don't feel I was responsible for I'd write something tactful and to-the-point here, no problem. The issue is that bc there's no guardrails for what people write (despite the many pinned posts), many of these negative...