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I'm mentally preparing for the beating my wallet, my car and my dick are gonna get when I head to MTL in a week.

I confess that I pull out Google translate sometimes when doing Duolingo. I just NEED that perfect score sometimes, even if it brings shame upon my house.

And now you realize why Amber Alerts aren't silent.

Similarly, I'm glad I don't have lasers for eyes when we're waiting in line to order food somewhere that's taking forever and the person in front of you finally gets to the front and doesn't know what they want to order. WTAFPOSMF! What have you been doing for the last 20 min while we stare at...

Agreed. Did I need 8 deodorants, 12 bagels, and a 6-pack of onigiri going in? No. Did I need them after? Also no. Did I buy 8 deodorants, 12 bagels, and a 6-pack of onigiri? Yes

Me too. I sometimes have dreams about fucking up in school so vivid that I have to go and verify my diploma is still hanging on the wall.

Agreed. Consent isn't carte blanche.

25 pages!?! Jesus, I don't even want to know.

Consent unfortunately is a gradient, for the reasons discussed above. I try and ask before most things I do, esp initially, with a provider and unless it's an emphatic acknowledgement we're not doing it, regardless of what their posted acronyms say they offer. If you offer greek but I ask and...

Signature checks out.

The answer is no.

Looks pretty awesome tho

Are we still talking about Korean BBQ?

On a similar note: I enjoy it when they like to taste their own pussies, on my lips or fingers.

Can we talk about the faces women make when they’re fucking with a strap-on tho? Doesn’t matter who’s getting fucked, the look of pure concentration is captivating. Some look kinda angry when fucking fr lol.

Is this actually a thing? I’d be interested to know what my DickDash rating is from providers I’ve seen lmao. Edit: nvm the thread has been dead for a decade.

I fear for the safety of my car every time I go to MTL (the track record isn't great) but doubly so this upcoming trip bc the potholes here are wild so I can't imagine what they're like once I cross into QC. What I'm mentally preparing for:

We def need @LeDodo and @Michelle Gunn to pipe in about this because vac stuff is out of my depth. Somehow I think she might think that's hot, otherwise the TP is always a fan-favourite.

Hell yeah.