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It has more everything except variety. More people, more traffic, more headaches and yet 80% of the women have a similar style.

Last night. And again this Sunday. These holes ain't gonna lick themselves.

? This is def a feature of Google Maps that exists.

No monochrome stop signs anywhere to be found

A provider recently told me they were into CNC and would love to try a scenario with me but that's so outside of my experience that I started reading up on how to do it safely and now I get hard just thinking about our next session.

I'm hairy but trim down a 'zone-of-exclusion' down there for our mutual enjoyment so I get these too and have thought about it but have never been refused.

Same. I just can't pull the trigger even though she's stunning.

Innuendo?

Only works if the horn plays this when going over jumps:

It's telling that curries are quintessential British dishes now. Cuisine so bad they just co-opted their colony's cuisine as their own.

Listen, I agree, the chip butty is a travesty and a stain upon the otherwise delectable British cuisine (lmao) but it’s a sandwich, as much as I hate to say it.

Of those 4 I've only seen you and Nora and I'd be a desiccated corpse with an erection if I wasn't 6 hours away from you both.

Suzie Luv, and it's not even close. When she cums you know it anywhere in the same postal code. Once she almost got me reported to the hotel (neighbours were strangely cool about it the next morning) and even at a play party she was cumming in a back room and the whole place pretty much shut...

Yeah, honestly. I've only seen 2 of these ladies and I just know my balls would be raisins if I lived any closer.

Wild, these are among the best providers in the city. Either you're not communicating what you're looking for or the expectations you've set are not reachable, either way it looks like you might be the common denominator here.

I think Rae Vines and/or Milena Laska do these, maybe even as duos...

Montreal, Under the Radar, Automated External Defibrillator, Original Gangster Life's not that short.

There's something cute about the way nipples get pressed in lingerie in photoshoots. Like sometimes it's dead on and it presses it down into the areola like a flat circle but often it's pressed into a weird angle like a mini thumbs up or down (or left/right).