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Grateful to be home in Montreal tonight

ooh hey, hi! :D

oh fuck. yes please. There's never enough late night Korean BBQ in my life. Why don't I advertise for this?!?

20 years ago typical terms were 20 years, and homes were way more affordable.

If y'all can figure out how to book even a couple of hours in advance, I do evenings, generally even until midnight.

yeah! and some more emojis dammit! I need to convey "dunno man" while I'm not being eye violated :p

yeah I considered mentioning that too but I'm tired and want to watch a 90s cop show instead. :p

I find this question absurd. I have plenty of male friends that I don't have sex with. I even had a male friend, and at a certain point we decided to have sex, then mutually agreed that we have no sexual chemistry, and then we continued to be friends without benefits. No big deal.

Great, because of all of you, I'm here looking up cow print lingerie on Temu. (this is the bitching thread so I'm bitching) :mad:

I was once with a hot MILF and I reached for her breasts like Bart reaching for the cupcakes and was showered with milk. 10/10 Worth repeating.

Sometimes the strippers from downstairs come up to sing karaoke. I've seen plenty of gorgeous people strip, like so hot that I can't remember if they can carry a tune. Fun times

I promise you that I don't type Hilton a lot, practically never, and especially not with my phone. I might look up the location of one of the Doubletree Hotels but I'm way to lazy to type out "Doubletree by Hilton Montreal downtown" Do you remember when a certain cola manufacturer paid for the...

GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!

I know I can turn it off but I use different keyboards/languages/autocorrects and it puts in the accents for me in French, and I feel dumb when I don't use accents in French. lol

My phone has decided that it won't let me say "Hi" anymore. Every time I type "Hi" it autocorrects to "Hilton". Seriously? Who came up with that brilliant idea? Clearly it was Hilton. :mad: So if I answer your text with "Hiiiiiiiiii!" it's because it's the easiest way to make it not autocorrect.

Some people like small pp, some like big pp. There's a pp size for everyone. Let me let you in on a secret I've learned from many years of playing with pp of many sizes: Big pp don't age well, it's not that easy to get them hard later in life. Small pp tend to stand at attention much later in...

Bought the lightest coloured makeup that exists in one of my favourite lines. Got it home, tried it on and thought "it's a little dark for me but it'll have to do" It's called "porcelain". I'm whiter than porcelain. :oops:

I once went to the Orange Julep on a summer Saturday night just to watch the chaos. Got some fries, and sat in the back of my hatchback. It's a lot of "LOOK MY CAR IS SO FANCY" and "MY ENGINE IS SO LOUD" people driving in circles, and some others with their hoods up to display the shiny...