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    Ask us anything part 3

    Because it makes me feel good and I get to make someone else feel good too (I hope).
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    Ask us anything part 3

    To get something i can't have at home. And to escape the routine and chaos for a short time. With 3 kids, job, house, working wife, very little time for relaxation and intimacy. So I go for a massage once in a while.
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    What's your definition of a perfect session with a SP?

    Dfk Massage SP sits on my face cums in my mouth and hopefully squirts 69 Bbbj or CBJ Cg Doggy Cof or cob Gs on me
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    The Bitching thread

    There's two aspects to this IMHO. 1. In a foreign language they feel they don't have to be discrete as they assume no one or very few will understand anything. 2. Unfortunately some of these people come from areas of the world that are just louder in general like india or certain Arabic...
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    Ask us anything part 3

    I have never encountered that. But given my fetishes for fluids I would like to some day.
  6. M

    The Bitching thread

    Maybe you shop for jeans online too much
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    The Bitching thread

    It actually has nothing to do with auto correct. Its called predictive text and it's likely because you type Hilton a lot in Google or apple browsers or maps. For me if I type leo it automatically tries to do leolist... sorry for being too techy.
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    Does a SP's height matter to you?

    As long as she's hwp and over 5 feet tall it's good. But if the same or similar sp was offered in short or tall I would go for tall.
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    The Bitching thread

    I have to try your pizza trick. I agree about the pineapple.
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    The Bitching thread

    Hawaiian pizza is legit good. Sprinkle a few drops of water on a dryish pizza and microwave on medium power for 30 seconds.
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    The Bitching thread

    Or like we used to joke in the kitchen, 'cream o sum yun guy'
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    The Bitching thread

    Pizza in itself should have either tomato or cream based sauce. Its red or white. The rest is just dips and condiments... As a former brick oven pizzollo I can say that a lot of what passes as pizza sauce these days is a disgrace. If you need a dip to eat the pizza then it's just not good...
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    The Bitching thread

    Socks during sex is a travesty as it kills the possibility of massaging the feet or licking the toes. Unless you're standing somewhere dirty like a gas station bathroom or fitting room...
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    The Bitching thread

    Forget poutine day, there's even the "poutine week" https://lapoutineweek.com/en
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    The Bitching thread

    So is it April's fool or legit?
  16. M

    What are you grateful for today?

    Grateful for the upcoming long weekend and working from home today.
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    The Confessional

    When eyes wide shut came out in the theater I had to buy new shorts after the screening.
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    The Bitching thread

    They just had a marathon of Fast and Furious movies...
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    The Bitching thread

    There's so much wrong in this picture. But generally people at the malls drive like bozos and don't care about others as they are too self centered.
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    The Bitching thread

    Happens to me as well.