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Can't be me. I mean, it is me, but not saying your the only one and not leaving the condoms visible in the trash at the very least.

What do you mean, it's so calm and rational o'er there..

If they're into really into it and reactive I'll fuck her until my tongue is sore. The next day it's always sprained bc I lose track of time eating ass, but it gets them so wet and sometimes leads to anal, which is so fun.

I always do if it's on the table (and desired) but I'd rather die than call myself a monger (even if it is an accurate label).

Very easy to coordinate. Many indies on indycompanion are bisexual and love doing duos with other providers. I've done a couple duos with IRL couples and it's next level hot.

It's never happened to me but I have to think I'd need to be super deceived or put in an unsafe scenario (potentially a 3rd party) where I would even think to turn around and bounce. I've had sessions that were less-than-hoped but never ones I regretted yet. It's only a matter of time, I...

There's always something for someone but not everything's for you isn't a hard concept to understand but it's The Internet so...

Domesticated Ursine Unite!

That's called a wet dream lmao

I wrote one for a provider pro bono and it was fun. I sometimes go back to her website and re-read it bc narcissism probably.

Even worse are these people who alternatively speak into the phone like this and then put it up to their ear bc they can't hear in noisy public spaces. It's like, MF do you know how a phone works!? Uh oh, I've merged the streams from the Bitching Thread into this one...

I guess that's what I meant. Mainly I mean that structurally the Latin languages are similar and so understanding sentence structure is easier but yeah you def need to have to be decent at learning new languages.

I know it can be done and have priced it out a few times but it makes enemies of my rational brain and my dick. I guess I just want to shred a bit with someone knowing we're eventually going to fuck at the end of one of the runs. Or ON one of the runs?!? Uh oh, my dick is winning...

I would very much like to go to Tremblant (or Charlevoix) snowboarding with a provider (esp. if it ended with some fun apres-ski ;)) but it's just too cost prohibitive. I get that a whole day of time is being used up but it just doesn't make sense to eat it all up with driving and spending the...

Mine is German. Spanish is easy if you know French tbh

Yup *prayer emoji*

I'm mentally preparing for the beating my wallet, my car and my dick are gonna get when I head to MTL in a week.

I confess that I pull out Google translate sometimes when doing Duolingo. I just NEED that perfect score sometimes, even if it brings shame upon my house.

And now you realize why Amber Alerts aren't silent.