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Ok but you are a 3rd dan black belt Jedi master egg cracker if you are eating 8 eggs everyvday. I eat maybe 2 to 6 eggs a week so it’s rookie numbers compare to you.

Yes and on a flat surface. I’ve watch Gordon Ramsay too ... In fact, I think i have better results when i break them with a knife or my forehead

Eggs. Is it just me or it is almost impossible to crack an egg these days without having little piece of the shell mixed with the eggs ?? I don’t know if they genetically modified the shells to be lighter or what ??? Never had this problem before and now, i always have to plunge my fingers in...

Ladies, ladies, ladies ... how many times have you seen a bird in a tree or on a wire while you were naked in your home ... who do you think rhey are ...? Reincarnated perverts of course.

Let’s reverse the question : would you still see your favorite curvy/chubby/bbw SP if she had a significant weight loss ?

Yeah .. imagine if the client before you wore too much perfume and your SP couldn’t get it off ... now you smell like him and your wife willl think you have a gay lover !

NO PER-FUME (paaleaazze) ! The scent of your body wash is often more than enough. Perfume can seriously ruin a date. The worst date i had was with a well known indy and she wore something like Opium or J’adore (Dior) and i got an instant migraine. Perfume is something very « personal » i mean...

My 3 wishes for 2026... 1. It’s been a while since i did not have a good electrical play session. I hope i will find an experienced provider who is an expert with this. 2. It’s been a while too since i was able to include tit slaps in a session. 3. Find a masseuse who is an expert teaser...

Yes but a snow storm is not a normal condition ... but any other day, i don’t see why it is allowed to drive 60km/h in the left lane and cops can’t give you a ticket

I am most preoccupied with the 60km minimal speed than to increase the maximum speed limit ... it should be at least 85km in normal conditions... nothing is more dangerous then someone going 65 on the highway

If 90km/h was the most fuel efficient speed back then i wonder what it is nowadays ?

Léa Rose since november ... Le tits now for 500$ Trebek !!!

Pretty sure it’s normal. The same pattern could be with food, other hobbies or with friends. Sometimes, i have phases when i’m eating lasagna every week and suddenly, i stop eating this dish for 3-4 months. Same thing for golfing or friends i only watch hockey with.... and always remember this...

Her fake name should be K.Hamel-Toews

Have you seen an increase of demands to spit on that thang since the Hawk Tuah hype last year ?

J’espère que la pauvre fille attend pas à quatre pattes depuis tout ce temps-là

DATO and hot chocolate milk

Flick and Fling would be better

No i just introduced my evil dick to google traffic so next time he can take better decisions.

If the provider is located dowtown, i usually go to MTL Pool Room or Schwartz then head home. If she’s located in Laval, i ask myself « what have i done ?? » while stuck in traffic.