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    Hygiene

    For those who need help remembering, think about Tim Horton's "Roll Up the Rim / Déroule le rebord", back when it was not an app.
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    The Bitching thread

    I edited my post...
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    Who has the best selfie and general discussion of selfie thread

    I wonder if @gaby is still alive... He used to comment regularly on this thread and elsewhere, but has not been online since July 5, 2025, according to his profile. I believe he was an older man.
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    The Bitching thread

    I wonder why so many people are wearing sneakers on the sidewalks in Montreal, even in -20 C weather. Is looking cool more important that keeping your feet warm? Do they not have enough money to buy boots? Probably one or both depending on the person.
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    Are some SW offended if you just want to cuddle and talk?

    It can sometimes be hard to separate storytelling from fabulation.
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    Hygiene

    Don't forget to retract your foreskin while showering! Based on what I read on "sex work Twitter", some men have never been taught this.
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    Something common in another country

    Like this?
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    Something common in another country

    People who say "Hi" or "Good morning" in elevators.
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    If you could be reincarnated as any animal, what would it be?

    J'espèrais ne pas vous insulter avec ce terme!
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    If you could be reincarnated as any animal, what would it be?

    Étymologie La première utilisation du terme « marsouin » apparaît d'une manière isolée dans un texte latin de 1086[1]. Ce terme, qui pourrait désigner cet animal, est une latinisation du danois Marsvin, peut-être par l'intermédiaire du moyen néerlandais meerswijn, littéralement « cochon de mer...
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    Danger of bbfs

    Post pandemic catch up in testing and higher immigration volumes are behind this. Straight from the #1 organization in HIV prevention in Canada, before anyone calls me racist https://www.catie.ca/world-aids-day-hiv-in-canada-on-the-rise-despite-lower-diagnoses
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    Have you ever banged a pornstar?

    As long as you park within the lines there should not be any.
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    The case of the missing 20$ - Anyone else got this ?

    Then, if CIM was not agreed to beforehand, when you "feel it coming", you need to remove it ASAP from her mouth. If there was a Great Book of Bad Clients, I'm sorry to say, there would be an entry for "CIM without warning". Next time, take inspiration from the famous signer Abel Makkonen...
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    Danger of bbfs

    I'd love to put them in a brain scanner (fMRI), for science.
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    Buy viagra online

    Je n'ai jamais commandé mais c'est une plate-forme de télémedicine canadienne. Ils sont commanditaires de la NHL pour te donner une idée. C'est "legit".
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    Montreal Escorts agency Official Best of year 2025 discussion!

    Yep, and I'll tag the Pollster in Chief @MrProfiteroles regarding the above posts, in case he wasn't already aware of the glitch.
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    Montreal Escorts agency Official Best of year 2025 discussion!

    Good observation. I just had a look and basically there's a glitch. To get the percentage for each agency the system divides the number of votes it received by the total number of voters. You can see the total number of voters at the bottom of the poll (currently 214). Because each voter can...
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    Very Sexy Ad from Clothing Brand Garage

    Haha...No, but the company would sure be happy that I am talking about their brand.
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    Very Sexy Ad from Clothing Brand Garage

    Holy smokes! Like in the old days! And it works! (Seen at a Montreal mall)
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    Ask us anything part 3

    I hope no one's gonna come in to blame the client for taking the time to talk during this one ;)