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I'm just really into my avocado toast and 12 dollar lattes.

Thanks to a tip from an anonymous reader, here is my official new favourite band:

It really depends on a million different factors like where I have ads, or have refreshed my "online now", season, day of the week etc. There can really be dozens in a day or zero.

I don't calculate the percentage in order to keep sane. I respond to the vast majority of inquiries (everyone but the 4am "dispo?" guys). Yes, it's a red flag, but I tell myself that I'm a politician so I answer the question I wanted to be asked instead of the one I was actually asked. It...

Anatomically, you can see that a penis in an an asshole will directly rub against some of the same structures as it would in a vagina, it will also indirectly stimulate others. Shockingly, this can cause the sensation of pleasure, and even orgasms. When I've encountered lengthy dicks, I prefer...

Why do so many clients either not read my posted rates or not click through to my website where rates are posted and then text asking about rates?

I would like to be able to call myself a dick slapper, as a side hustle

Yeah, I think a condom is a difficult thing to "forget" but it's super easy to just try your luck while the lady is otherwise distracted. I've seen it happen and so I check every dick that heads in that direction either with my eyes or my fingers.

I'd recommend having a "spotter" who is not involved in the action, or basically just never let down your guard... which sucks because then it's less fun.

The thread is not called "we will answer anything about anything" If you've ever worked for yourself you would also know that it's much more difficult to calculate than taking 10% off your biweekly cheque.

because it's none of your business :)

I'm glad you said this because same.

right? I mean, it's pretty rare but it does happen.

Life hack: buy a roomba (they even have mopping ones now!) then invite one or more people over for sex or drinks or whatever, then suddenly you can see dirt and accumulation that didn't seem to be there before, then panic clean. *Poof* clean place.

I never remember the dreams but I get woken up by the orgasm, which luckily does not come with squirt

yes

While I'm not about to give up sex, this thread is making my pussy dry.

If you want your tests covered under RAMQ you will have to provide your card. You can go to their site and fill out a lengthy questionnaire about your sexual and drug habits which will then lead to them suggesting certain tests based on your answers.

Depends on the occasion

yes o_O (where is the vomit emoji?)