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  1. Obvio-0bvio

    If an agency gets busted...

    Law enforcement rarely targets agencies directly, as long as they operate professionally, respectfully, and without criminal involvement. What typically draws police attention is when there are signs of coercion, trafficking, organized crime ties, or, most seriously, underage individuals being...
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    Has a disgusting experience with a Service Provider Made You Consider Taking a Break from the Hobby?

    If you read my initial post, you'll see that I clearly stated this wasn't meant to criticize or expose the service provider or the name of the massage parlour. That was never my intention. My goal was simply to ask whether others have had similarly negative experiences encounters that made them...
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    Has a disgusting experience with a Service Provider Made You Consider Taking a Break from the Hobby?

    If you're into dirty underwear, then by all means, I can point you to her and get your fix. But personally, that's not my thing. And no, this wasn’t some bargain basement Asian massage parlour. The $200 I mentioned was just for the provider; I didn’t even bring up the $80 I paid for the room. So...
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    Has a disgusting experience with a Service Provider Made You Consider Taking a Break from the Hobby?

    Let’s be honest: do you really think a service provider would continue her session with me if my underwear had black and yellow stains? Highly unlikely. The same standards apply from my side as a customer, I’m not into anal “Nutella,” CUM or anything involving blood. That said, the provider...
  5. Obvio-0bvio

    Has a disgusting experience with a Service Provider Made You Consider Taking a Break from the Hobby?

    Jokes aside, I genuinely think your approach is brilliant. To move past this recent bad experience, I’ve decided to take your advice and book a session this week with the best service provider I’ve seen recently. Honestly, I don’t know why I didn’t think of doing that sooner. Kudos to you for...
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    Has a disgusting experience with a Service Provider Made You Consider Taking a Break from the Hobby?

    It's completely normal, especially considering how often I deal with service providers, that the occasional bad experience sneaks in. Let’s just say I’ve had two memorable ones this year. First, there was the delightful incident where a service provider managed to clog my toilet, and now we’ve...
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    Has a disgusting experience with a Service Provider Made You Consider Taking a Break from the Hobby?

    Not a bad idea actually, it's kind of brilliant. One thing’s for sure: giving up just isn’t in your vocabulary.
  8. Obvio-0bvio

    Has a disgusting experience with a Service Provider Made You Consider Taking a Break from the Hobby?

    I didn’t continue the session because it happened at the beginning , I made up an excuse about having an important meeting, jumped in the shower, and got out of there as fast as I could.
  9. Obvio-0bvio

    Has a disgusting experience with a Service Provider Made You Consider Taking a Break from the Hobby?

    A couple of weeks ago, I visited a massage parlor, and something happened during the session that really threw me off. For some reason, I’ve been struggling to get back into the hobby ever since. I’m not going to name the place or the service provider, as I’m not here to bash anyone, but I do...
  10. Obvio-0bvio

    Scam on bait & switch Indy?

    I think you should change the thread title , it makes MERB look bad and untrustworthy to visitors and new members. 'Scam' and 'MERB' shouldn’t never be in the same sentence; it sends the wrong message and could turn people away.
  11. Obvio-0bvio

    Votre approche

    Ça ne me dérange absolument pas de partager mes informations personnelles ou de parler de ma vie privée, surtout si elle me le demande. Dès qu’une SP entre chez moi, je ne la perçois plus simplement comme une amie, il y a une autre dynamique qui s’installe. Donc discuter ouvertement ne me pose...
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    Incall vs outcall, which one is better in Montreal?

    Outcalls for me are hands down, nothing beats the comfort of your own home. In my experience, most incall locations tend to be uncomfortable and not always the cleanest, which can really take away from the experience. The only exception I’ve found is the Penthouse massage parlour, which is a...
  13. Obvio-0bvio

    Do you have a favorite review?

    There are a couple of reviewers I enjoy reading, but one member who truly stands out is @DGreen . His reviews are straightforward and no filters, just some good old fashioned, down to earth feedback.
  14. Obvio-0bvio

    Making the SP feel comfortable

    Hey buddy, sorry to hear you’re having trouble getting into the comfort zone with service providers. It’s actually a great topic to bring up because it happens more often than people think, especially for newer hobbyists. I’ve been seeing providers for over 25 years, and I’ve picked up a few key...
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    Merb get together

    Thanks buddy.
  16. Obvio-0bvio

    What's the hottest & dirtiest thing a SP ever said to you in a session?

    Here’s a funny one for you. So, as you know , I’m lightning fast in bed , not because I can’t control myself because, let’s be honest, the service provider isn’t exactly here for a romantic getaway. I’m just here to handle business… my business. Last time, I was chilling with a service...
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    WTF? It happened at the SAQ

    Made in Quebec, only here you would you see this kind of things. Of course, the employees go on strike and do whatever they please, all comfortably protected by their union. You’d never catch this happening in any other Canadian province.And now the cherry on top : a tip jar. Truly classy. What...
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    Review Thread titles: clean or Broadway style?

    You must be thinking about me a lot if you're this focused on me. And no, I don’t need to kiss anyone’s ass to save a dollar especially not from some service provider agency owner. I write my reviewer’s the way I want , and No I don’t need to add a bunch of fluff just to score points with the...
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    Review Thread titles: clean or Broadway style?

    Since you’re writing the review, you’re entitled to add anything you want to the topic. That’s how I see it. If the writer wants to add some extra flair to the title, it’s really nobody’s business after all, they’re the ones putting in the effort to write the review. I don’t understand why...
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    How long have you been in the hobby

    I’ve been doing this for over 25 years, so trust me when I say I’ve seen it all. There are veterans members here who’ve been at it for more than 40 years, though, of course, they’ll never mention it because they don’t want anyone to know their real age. I’ll never forget my first experience with...