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    Advice For Tourists

    I would imagine that locals doin't want to fuck it up for themselves, but escorts must love American tourists. Is there any advice that you want to give us? Is it okay to pre-book even if we don't necessarily have a hotel room yet? Are there stupid things that Americans do all of the time...
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    Relationships With Women and Leaving the Hobby

    The escorts that I meet always seem to be surprised that I don't have a wife or GF. To describe myself physically, I'm 45, 6 feet tall, have gray hair which has been steadily disappearing on the top of my head, a bit overweight, but not too much. I have a mustache and goatee. When I was...
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    An escort who you happen to be really good friends with...

    It happens. As much as you tell yourself that you're just going to maintain a professional relationship with these ladies, eventually you will find yourself becoming a really good friend with some of them. What do you do when that happens and can you maintain the same relationship?
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    What Are Your Limitations?

    I'm pretty open in bed. I'm generally into slow, sensual, vanilla stuff, but sometimes the person I'm with wants more. If I can define my limitations, it pretty much comes down to: no water sports, and don't try to shove anything into my asshole. Beyond that, we're pretty much good to go...
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    The Underworld and Prostitution

    I don't know if anyone wants to get into this, but it's something that's always been in the back of my mind. How much of prostitution is controlled by gangs or the mafia? How is it different in Canada versus the US? Is it really possible to be independent without having to answer to anyone...
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    Going Down on Women

    First, watch this (from Stargate SG-1): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGUsawESs90 I thought I had posted this as a new topic, but it didn't show up. Most guys will go down on the ladies that they are with at some point. I'm going to share one negative experience that I had... I went down...
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    Haunted House For Sale!

    1 Laveta Place in Nyack, NY, the first "legally" haunted house in the US, is for sale, just in time for Halloween. http://https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stambovsky_v._Ackley The property is currently owned by pop artist Ingrid Michaelson. Here's the profile on Zillow...
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    Strip clubs versus Nuru versus Escorts

    Okay, so I've gone to the dark side and completely jumped in with escorts. I have a couple of friends, though, who are single (sort of!) and one of them is into strip clubs & the other is into nuru in Montreal, and he goes to Montreal all of the time. I ask him, "At the end, is there..." and...
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    A First Meeting?

    What goes on in your mind when you first meet someone? I'll tell you from my POV, a smile is worth everything. I've met ladies who didn't smile and the encounter was downhill after that. I once paid a girl basically my weekly paycheck for a few hours with her and she didn't smile once (but...
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    Stupid gmail question

    So... How do I reply to a gmail on my phone? There isn't a Reply or Send button when I write a reply. Lately, I've been writing replies and then mailing them when I got home, but this is dumb. Note to Google, a big button on the bottom of the screen that says SEND would be helpful. I know...
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    The Teenage Years: What Kind of Crazy Shit Did You Do?

    I've been thinking about this thing when I was fifteen. I met this girl named Heather who was this hot, hot blonde & I wanted to nail her so bad. It never happened, but what DID happen was that I showed up at home hours later than I was supposed to & my father literally put my head through a...
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    Long Time Indy Becomes Angry

    So, I've known this indy for a while. She recently sent me an email that she was going to be in town, so I got back to her and set an app't for about a week and 1/2 from now, but in our email exchanges, she was short and rude, so I cancelled our appointment. I feel bad about it, but there's...
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    A Little Bit of Ass-Kissing For Easter Monday...

    I just wanted to give a shout-out to the ladies. Do you have any idea what guys would do if women suddenly disappeared from the world? Nothing! What would be the point? You make life worth living! Looking forward to my 2015 year of hobbying! See you!
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    Fingers

    So, this goes back to to the last SP I saw, which was in December. I hate to admit it, but I'm one of those people that go fucking bananas in the winter and I can't see anyone. An SP I know emailed me in mid-February and said, "Hey! I'm in town for a few days!" and I told her, I can't see you...
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    terb vs. merb

    I like the people who post on Merb. I actually took 4 or 5 months off from Merb for various reasons, but an important reason was that there was a definite negative vibe on the board and I just didn't want to deal with it anymore. Now, apparently, that negative vibe is gone. (If you don't...
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    Going Bald

    How do you/did you deal with it? I'll have a story for later... Let me just brush these hairs off of my keyboard...
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    What She's Wearing

    Something Hungry101 said in a recent post made me thing of this... How much does what the girl is wearing matter to you? I say this because I used to obsess over what I was going to wear to an encounter & then I realized that I'm going to be naked about 1 minute after I meet the lady. What...
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    For the Bookers...

    I would imagine you get a call like this at least once a night... What do you do when the guy who calls you is clearly nuts?
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    Lying to friends and family

    What's your go-to lie when people ask you where you were last night -- when you were with an SP? Mine is the movies. Just tell the people who are asking that you saw a movie that they, themselves, would never want to see in a million years. Follow up question: "How was it?" "It was okay."...
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    South of the Border

    I just want to say at the outset that I don't work for an agency and I'm not a pimp... I'm just some random horny guy like everyone else on this board. BUT, I was wondering if some of you ladies ever work in the US. I'll tell you right now that there was one girl I knew of who worked for...