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urquell

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I was in a high rise today and in the elevator with a 40'ish woman (we were the only two people in it) and she ripped a fart. The she just looked over at me and grinned. Didn't look embarrassed and looked like she had absolutely zero fucks to give. I laughed with her and I think I may just have fallen in love with her a little bit. i just loved her attitude. I might have loved her even more if she had been better looking, but still, I might have been able to overlook that just because I know how much fun someone like that would be. I bet she's awesome in bed. sigh.
 

LeDodo

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I was in a high rise today and in the elevator with a 40'ish woman (we were the only two people in it) and she ripped a fart. The she just looked over at me and grinned. Didn't look embarrassed and looked like she had absolutely zero fucks to give. I laughed with her and I think I may just have fallen in love with her a little bit. i just loved her attitude. I might have loved her even more if she had been better looking, but still, I might have been able to overlook that just because I know how much fun someone like that would be. I bet she's awesome in bed. sigh.
Missed opportunity to exchange farts
 

Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

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Old, obscure cartoon named Stripperella predicted Las Vegas getting a NHL team (in this case, the "Las Vegas Iceholes") and winning the Stanley Cup. This is some Illuminati shit going on.
 

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