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Capitaine Pussycat

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Just watched David Lynch's Lost Highway.

Wow, such a surreal film. Loved it.
Lynch is really a master behind the camera! I'm a fan of his.
Loved this movie. I remember taking a film class and wanted to do a paper on this instead of Blue Velvet (another fantastic movie) and he said it was Lynch's worst movie up to that point which I "respectfully" disagreed with. The whole scene where Robert Loggia expresses his disdain for drivers who tailgate still cracks me up to this day. Or that magic moment when Patricia Arquette walks out of her driver's car and Lou Reed plays in the background, love at first sight. Bought the 4k version when it came out last year, great film.
 

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Loved this movie. I remember taking a film class and wanted to do a paper on this instead of Blue Velvet (another fantastic movie) and he said it was Lynch's worst movie up to that point which I "respectfully" disagreed with. The whole scene where Robert Loggia expresses his disdain for drivers who tailgate still cracks me up to this day. Or that magic moment when Patricia Arquette walks out of her driver's car and Lou Reed plays in the background, love at first sight. Bought the 4k version when it came out last year, great film.
For me, this was my favorite scene from Lost Highway.
The mystery man's introduction.
 

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Just watched Luc Besson's Dracula and I enjoyed it a lot.

Besson's take on the classic Dracula is super sexed up! And all the actresses in this film are eye candy! Including the main love of Dracula, who happens to look like one of my favorite SPs! Omg, they look similar!
 
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Ilsa, the Tigress of Siberia [1977]

A must-see for the frequently hilarious, OTT seventies' grindhouse sex & gore factor. Something so cynically transgressive and not a little bit cheap & tacky, that Tarantino probably had wet dreams in his youth about making it.

I remember the 'Ilsa-verse' vaguely from my own youth, though I was too young to see them, and they didn't play reputable cinemas anyway. This one follows earlier entries: Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS ; and Ilsa, Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks. But I only recently learned these were all Montréal-made films, financed by the local soft-core porn producer Cinepix.

Cinepix is the company that helped launch the career of David Cronenberg (with Shivers, Rabid) and featured Ivan Reitman as a producer (under a pseudonym for this film).
This was a period where the federal government offered a 100% tax write-off for film investment, leading to a surge of "exploitation" films, especially slasher and other horror films.

The first half of Tigress, filmed in the Laurentians, is set in a Soviet Gulag in 1953, with Ilsa [Dyanne Thorne] as the always horny camp commander. The film then transitions abruptly to Montreal in 1977. And it's very much Montreal as Montreal, not disguised as some other place, which offers a unique, albeit grimy, time capsule of the city.

The plot, such as it matters, involves a visting Soviet hockey team, including footage of crowds at the old Forum in '77. Meanwhile, an apparently unaged Ilsa and her underlings are now, inexplicably, running a full-service massage parlor called Aphrodite. Located in what appears to be a seedy area of NDG, a couple of the Soviet hockey players decide to visit it. Events get especially weird when one of them is kidnapped by Ilsa, which prompts Soviet officials back in "Moscow" to send commandos to rescue the guy from Ilsa' in her Westmount (?) mansion.

The "Soviet" characters were probably all local Montreal actors and extras, as their heavy if inconsistent "Russian" appears to be Montrealers doing their best to sound Slavic.

It all sounds pretty campy, nonsensical, and of course it is. Still, it's obvious, there was a high-degree of professionalism involved behind the camera. Cinepix knew what they were doing. And beyond the time-capsule curiosity factor, and unintentional (?) humour, the film remains "enjoyable," and well-paced rather than the sluggish mess you might expect.
 
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Comedy: Movie 43
Comedy: Everything, everywhere all at once.
Thriller: Memento
Thriller: Lock stock and two smoking barrels
Action: Crime 101
 

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Before Sunrise (1995) & Before Sunset (2004)
Over the past three days i watched two great movies that i had just heard about starring Ethan Hawke & Julie Delpy. Very good acting, great dialogue, great script & direction, great chemistry between the two main actors & great story. These two wonderful movies are now part of a trilogy along with Before Midnight (2013) which i plan on watching this coming weekend. Over the past few years i realized that romantic comedies have become my favorite genre of movies. Maybe it was always like this way since ‘When Harry Met Sally’ and ‘You’ve Got Mail’ remain among my all-time favorites on a long list of movies. Over the past year I’ve discovered two great classics in Notting Hill (1999) and The Holliday (2006). I’ve probably watched these movies nearly a dozen times in one year alone. Three days ago i watched the 2006 movie classic again!

Before Sunrise is about two young tourists meeting on a train in Europe who end up spending the night together & falling in love in Vienna, promising to meet again in Vienna in six months. It’s really a wonderful movie. Before Sunset is its sequel where the two brief ex- lovers meet up again in Paris. Hard to believe but the sequel is possibly even better than the first movie! The only negative for me is that i was so disappointed that it wasn’t longer in lenght! I was so disappointed when the movie ended abruptly however the majority of critics described its ending as being brilliant! These two great movies were adored by both critics & movie goers alike & both received likeability numbers in the 90% on most movie review sites.

I can’t wait to watch the third installment!
 

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Saw Project Hail Mary and oh my God...it's excellent, on so many levels. Acting, set design, cinematography, soundtrack, screenplay, special effects - somehow they captured lightning in a bottle with this movie.

Saw it on Imax on Tuesday and still cannot stop thinking of it.

Yes, it's a sci-fi movie but most unexpectedly packs a powerful emotional punch. Already thinking of seeing it a 2nd or 3rd time.

G-rated, no nudity, not a single foul word. So you can bring your kids or even your parents.


 
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I saw a new release on Prime which I really enjoyed yesterday called "Crime 101", starring Chris Hemsworth, Mark Ruffalo, and Halle Berry with Jennifer Jason Leigh and Nick Nolte in small supporting roles. It's a heist movie about a clever jewel thief played by Hemsworth who is being tracked down by an LA police detective played by Ruffalo. Sort of a throwback kind of film. Worth watching I give it a B+
 

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I saw a new release on Prime which I really enjoyed yesterday called "Crime 101", starring Chris Hemsworth, Mark Ruffalo, and Halle Berry with Jennifer Jason Leigh and Nick Nolte in small supporting roles. It's a heist movie about a clever jewel thief played by Hemsworth who is being tracked down by an LA police detective played by Ruffalo. Sort of a throwback kind of film. Worth watching I give it a B+
I enjoyed it as well. No real violence, no blood and guts thats seems to be overdone in movies these days. Just a good old style enjoyable movie.
 

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