Speaking of which, in Asia there are lot of scam artists, exorcists/medium wannabe who promise to change someone's luck (usually a lady) by having some special sexual intercourse ...
Next time counter offer with the exorcism special @ 666$/h
Strapped in the middle of a red masking tape pentagram, with a ton of dollorama candles all over the place. And let see God get out of him when you cover his body with hot wax.