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To put it simply....fun was had! Some highlights of the evening for me included: - Being squirted on by the lovely Emma Lemieux! - Having my own little "ass-spank-a-thon" with a a very game Betty Deville ( My own hands probably hurt more than her butt!) - Capucine Abbott showing me her...

Great innovation! Let the new ideas come in!

Ah! A nice old fashioned NAKED easter egg hunt!! Just like people had in the 50's LOL! Sounds like fun!! :D

...You can add this new trend to the mix of "enhancements": http://www.harpersbazaar.com.au/beauty/health-wellness/2017/2/venus-dimple-surgery-popularity/ Fake Venus dimples! (REAL Venus dimples is something that really turns me on though!) As for me, I don't like fake breasts, enhanced...

...You would graviitate more to a Maude than a Melissa? As for me, the name "Maude" makes me think about the film "Harold and Maude, where a young man falls in love with a ...very old woman named Maude!! While the name "Melissa" makes me think of a cute girl I went to school with! Different...

...Well, because you didn't come to the last party of course!! After all the anticipation you put into people's mind! Girls (and even guys!) would have lined up to see said whipping out, but, alas, no Doc Holliday was present! ;)

Hey Doc!! Will you whip it it out for REAL this time???

...I am flabbergasted! BBFS?!! Maybe I don't know, but I would have thought that Merbists would be more informed than the typical client!! WTF!

I am sure you will find something fun/diabolical! One thing I could mention was that last time the lovely ladies I was with suggested to have a massage station available, for you girls work hard in a Soirée and need a bit of relaxation! (A one point Emma had her own little massage place in the...

John Wick 2!! If you liked the first one, you're gonna love this new chapter! Keanu Reeves is muddaeffin' whirlwind of carnage! There is a very basic story at the center of the film, but let's face it: this movie was made just for it's action scenes! It is straight-up action porn!!!

Oh Siri! She has a...really...nice... nose!!! Too bad she's retired! These times I really like Eva Lovia... and Mia Malkova... and Harley Jade.. and Kate England.. and Penny Pax... and Keisha Grey... and Karlee Grey... and Jenny Ivory... and Allie Rae... and Jade Nile... and Farrah Flower...

..Will we know one day what exactly happened... Or is the world of Escort Review Boards too full intrigue for us mere mortals to fully understand?? (I am talking espionage, double-crosses and the like!!)

Oh snap! "Here comes a new challenger!!" ...that's... that's a Street Fighter II reference! (Sorry, I am an aging geek! I couldn't help myself!!)

HAHAHAHA!! I'm always ready for a fight!!!

LOL Good Idea! But don't be surprised if there no chocolate left in my wicker basket because I ATE IT ALL on my way to the shing-ding! ;)