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Canabis stock down 12% yesterday. Any bad news will trigger the slide.

It is almost necrophilia to screw a doll.

If you are in a relationship that meets your needs it is easier. 18 months for me.

Called a lady for a massage and she give me an appointment. I arrived at the appropriate time but there was no answer at her door. I called her place 10-15 times in that hour but there was no answer on her phone. I called another 5-6 times in the next hour before she answered. She agreed to see...

Collagen lips is the fake look, but some people like the fake lips and fake boobs look.

I use to use too much until I discovered less is more. Just a dab on the fingers for a thin film of lube is enough.

Jumping from one to another, to another scotch will not get you the most enjoyment. Sticking with one good scotch is the way to go. I was given a bottle of JW Blue. I did not like it. Maybe after a few bottles I would get use to it, but that is an expensive way to find out.

I met a Arab girl ( Canadian born ) that was in the rub and tug business. It is the old forbidden fruit story where she could net get enough. Imagine if one of her brothers or father would come for a tug.

If you have worked the service industry like electrician or plumbing then you would have seen a few. I was at one place where the lady of the hous lounged around the pool with her thong bikini and at one point took off her top.

The scum auctioneers will skim all the good stuff up for themselves or friends before the public even gets there.

I am not 100% sure but I was told that municipal bylaws concerning massage salons are the responsibility of the MTL Police. So it will not be inspectors busting in, it might be the cops. I know even SAQ regulations are enforced by the cops in bars. This jub was previously done by inspectors.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The Hoover has a dirt bag inside and the Harley has a the dirt bag hanging on the outside.

You mean you are letting the Gimp out? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8kPqAV_74M

If we wait till cars go all electric, the oil will be worth zip.

Let that be a lesson to you all. He was playing hockey at 70. He over stepped his ability and believed he was 40 years old. More people die in the sack than you know. Do not over step your ability.