Recent content by RYANvsEVERYBODY

It's called Nyotaimori—eating sushi off a naked woman's body. Because why use a plate when you can use a person?

Change could be a good thing. For all you know, it might even mean regulations that legalize prostitution.

Paying for sex will inevitably morph. Younger generations aren't having as much sex, which could very well spike the market. Less sex could mean more business for paid services, or perhaps a surge in paying just for company. Change is a given, nothing that mixes pleasure and cash stays the same...

Do you hand out maps to the G-spot when people meet you in person? How exactly do we locate it?

Not sure if you're directing this at me, but I’ll bite. I work 16-18 hours a day in a high-stress environment managing, frankly, a bunch of idiots across various locations, with significant financial stakes involved at any moment. And I’m only 24, so enduring stamina and rapid recovery are just...

I've given @April Dyson Eau de Coque before, but I think mine is a bit different from the one you're talking about.

I notice only clients are responding to this. But this question is aimed at providers. Any providers care to weigh in?

What kind of question is that, really? Who's paying whom here? If she's the one having an orgasm, technically, she should be paying for the pleasure, not the other way around. Always keep the transactional nature of this arrangement in mind. Now, before I piss off too many people, let me be...

After your shower, come out completely naked and sprawl out on the bed to dry off.

That's funny, you clearly haven’t understood what I said. Since you read my explanation and still confuse investing with gambling, let’s simplify it: the stock market and a casino are nearly identical in mechanics. The fundamental distinction between gambling and investing is the edge—the...

This forum is called 'hot stocks to buy?,' a rather vague title, so I’ll provide a few interpretations. If you mean 'hot' as in sexy, consider RICK, a company that owns several strip clubs. If 'hot' implies spicy, look at CMG, which represents Chipotle, a mexican fast food chain. And if you’re...

You joke about sports betting compared to traditional investing. But the essence of investing is having an edge—whether that's using time and inflation to boost a decent company's bottom line or spotting an undervalued prospect. There's an argument that sports betting, when approached with a...

Lena, I plan to book you, but the whole 'I will book you soon' thing is because I can't use my phone or email without risking doxing myself. I’m happy to book through Merb like I've done with other girls, or else we’ll have to wait until I get a new burner.

@LC18 just discovered my weak spot. She just posted offering 30-minute sessions. Sure, half an hour doesn’t leave much room for... extensive activities, but for someone with a packed schedule, it’s incredibly convenient.

You're lucky you can switch it off.