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From CTV Montreal...Annie Demelt and Catherine Sherriffs

Make sure your signage is in French and that you make a contribution to the Precinct Commander's retirement fund and you should be fine.

Handouts Funny that these people asking for handouts seemingly have enough money for cigarettes, and, even worse...tattoos. If I couldn't feed my kid, the last thing that I would piss away $$$ on is a life-altering engraving that reduces my chances of employability.

What is the protocol in the following situation? I was on the table this evening (doesn't matter the location, but it has had or continues to have a no-review policy, and since it could happen anywhere, the "where" is immaterial to the question), when the lights go out. Over 15000 subscribers...

Escort Agency Beats Up Client With reference to an article which appeared in The Gazette..let's find out and openly publicize which escort agency sent its goons out to beat into a pulp a client who was apparently deceived by a crack-ho into taking extra time, but without her telling the price...

Thai Massage I will repeat, for the umpteenth time here, that anyone who shells out $80 for a 5-10 minute faux Thai massage has more money than brains. This is the highest-priced and least satisfying item on the price list, and the girls who offer it up know exactly that they can make $$$ for...

Cheap Thrill for Lurie Of course it had to be Rob Lurie, who has worked for every media outlet in town before moving on, who took a "lure" to get a cheap thrill, having time on his hands since his gf dumped him in order to chase after the proverbial "bigger catch", be it in men or in market...

Lazy Montreal Cops You are right in saying that they will do nothing because it might mean some exertion of effort. Bill Wishnousky stole $3 million from the life savings of senior citizens, and that lard-ass do-nothing excuse of a Nicolet graduate, Defective Dufour of the SQ, couldn't push...

Sweeps Time The topic comes from the Bag of November Sweeps Stunts as proposed by such noted media consultants as Wayne Dayton, Frank Magid, etc. There will be comparable stories on hookers, strippers, masseuses, transvestites, cross-dressers, etc., prepared and aired according to script by...

In an unofficial poll that I have collected over the past 4 weeks, asking my masseuse of the day how she was planning on voting on January 23rd --- Out of 10 bodyrubs: 3 = Were not citizens, thus, cannot vote (from the preponderence of Chinese and Russian parlours) Of the remaining 7...

Per their merchant agreements, businesses cannot charge more for using a credit card...though they may give a discount for using cash (i.e. Canadian Tire). If anybody says to you "it will cost you MORE to use your card", rather than "I will give you a 3% discount if you pay me cash", feel free...

Cultural Differences The first thing you need to do, for your own mental health, is to ditch the albatross. It is clear that you can never have anything in common or be able to communicate when she is from a totally different culture, language, background. Without language, you are nothing...

Montreal History Which history book have you been consulting??? Maisonneuve in the mid 1600s had nothing to do with James McGill more than a century later... What's with the Gilligan's Island interpretation of Canadian history??? Maybe you've been studying from the same well of knowledge as...

Sex Hotel in DR My friend said he went and had a great time, I believe he bought his trip from a travel agency in Dollard, on St-Jean Road. I forget the name of the agent he used, but a search on the net shows me only 1 agency that is near his home, an Agence de Voyages M. at 626-3132. Hope...

Restaurant to Recommend My personal favourite is Restaurant Les Courtisanes at Ste-Catherine and Frontenac, near the Frontenac bus garage. The food is actually quite good in and of itself, reasonably priced, and the girls tend to be a 6.5 to 7.5 on the looks scale. What makes the place stand...