Recent content by Joe Thighsman

It’s called Pandora’s Box.

I understand, but in this situation, you kinda want your date to dress provocatively, not like my aunt Betty.

Except when your date is 30 years younger and a solid 9.

I prefer 1st only because she is more likely to be punctual.

3-4 times a month Yes Yes I would pay so long as it was reasonable.

Agencies probably won't see this as a consensus, but I will refrain from even considering booking a SP who is in her 20's. As a man in his 60's, being intimate with someone younger than my daughter just seems wrong (and I can't imagine they are too thrilled about it, either). Maybe that's just...

I was dating this girl for a couple of months. It was all good, but with one glaring exception, her vocabulary. Her syntax was terrible, always using double negatives (e.g. "I didn't say nothing") and as a former English major, it drove me crazy. It did not feel right correcting her all the...

Better than naming them Tom, Dick, or Harry, I guess.

I have booked with VOG and Luxury a few times over the years. Was always satisfied with the booker and the ladies.

To me it means she’s willing to have a few drinks, maybe smoke a joint or do a line. Are some guys into it? I presume some are.

Expecting the lower rate would be wrong as well.

I respectfully disagree. The fee should be at the agreed upon rate when the arrangements were made, be it higher or lower.

I’m on a couple of dating sites, mostly out of curiosity. If I I see lady who might catch my interest, I rarely act. I enjoy my uncomplicated, single life which allows me to dabble in this hobby.

Joe Theisman was a star quarterback in the CFL and NFL and was favourite of mine. I just changed a couple of letters. I’m really a breast man.

Decades ago, over a 2-year period, I had sex with 3 sisters. Not at the same time, of course, but still….