Recent content by Garotalover

The first time I had sex was the worst sex I ever had. I had no idea how to please a women. I think I came within 10 seconds. If you have performance anxiety like I did, ease into it (pun intended). I would try an MP first - get used to having a beautiful woman share some intimacy.

I will be your father figure - One of the best songs ever.

EB= The AMTRAK 69 Adirondack leaves Penn St. at 8:15am and arrives in Montreal at 7:11pm. I took it in Oct. of 2015. It's a beautiful trip - reportedly one of the top scenic passages on Amtrak in the U.S. You should be able to get one way for under $100 but bring plenty to read. The Wi-Fi...

Unfortunately I have not seen Gaby - yet!

I especially love the mulatas from Rio de Janeiro. Light mocha skin with European facial features - the best of both worlds for me.

Obviously the Doc has not been to the inner cities of Baltimore or Dallas (where I spent way too much time) or just about any major U.S. city. One of the main reasons I enjoy coming to Montreal is walking around, especially on a sunny weekend day and enjoying the sights. I rarely get hassled...

Don't forget he outlasted 10 U.S. Presidents and he never lost a vote - I mean a singular vote. Ok. Maybe he lost a few votes but he rectified that with a bullet.

This is too funny! Especially Mark Cuban. Enjoy! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyEXshBOwEU

It's gotten so bad that neither Jerry Seinfeld nor Chris Rock will go on college campuses to face these PC libby's. http://www.cnn.com/2015/06/10/living/seinfeld-comedy-colleges-feat/ A class regarding the 1st Amendment (free speech) ought to be required for all freshmen. God...

I'm not sure how scientific this is but I had a very friendly Brazilian stripper approach me a few years back in a Dallas club. She was very fun to talk with and I thoroughly enjoyed her dances with grinding. She was petite with large man-mades. Her face was so-so, but she was sweet. After a...

Everyone seems to have missed the obvious. Carlos Danger lost the election for Hillary. http://nypost.com/2016/01/25/a-long-hard-look-into-anthony-weiners-downfall/

While looking at Trump and family after the victory I couldn't help notice little Baron gazing at his mom adoringly. The bubble above his head was saying "holy shit - my mom's a MILF".

Wow! You hit that one out of the park Captain. I actually voted for Hillary in 2008 during the Democratic primary against Obama. I got off her bandwagon when she blamed the whole Bengazi incident on a "videotape". Having been several times to U.S. Embassies and Consulates in Colombia and...

Please - leave Hillary alone already. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58Quv42iE68

You have to develop a thick skin at the FKK clubs. The Romanian girls are super aggressive - and you have to get used to an occasional girl telling you to "go eff yourself" after you tell her "...maybe later..." for the third time. Also lots of aggressive up-selling for anal or extension of...