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    Ask us anything part 3

    I can balance 4 maki's end-to-end and walk, no hands involved. Or 4 sashimis.
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    Racism in Montreal

    I get reverse racism a lot, especially in Quebec regions when they hear me speak English 100% like a dude from Ontario, until I talk back to them in French with no accent. The other group, in IT and multiple companies, are the people that originate from India, unless they are from the lower...
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    Ask us anything part 3

    Ever since I've gone Ketovore, shed excess weight, go to the gym bi-weekly, I have no more libido problems. Though I am most definitely a "Papi". No blue pill required. At 54 I'm still relatively young, no? LC18 you are such a tease doing a Wow on my post! Continue being the wonderful you that...
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    Ask us anything part 3

    FWIW, you are on my bucket list for a full BFE session, I just have to get a bank loan (kidding of course) to finance a 2hr or more session, as I feel anything under 2 hours a disservice. You'd be my #1 choice for receiving tantric from me. For me, a tiny brown girl (non-white) is extra sexy...
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    Ask us anything part 3

    Same, but maybe 2 out of 10, after giving them my CSMH BFE experience, open up a bit, as I do the back rubs and soft nail scratching on their backs. Showing them I am clean also. I work in IT so don't have calluses, soft hands. One SP really liked it and said yes at the flip when I asked. Let's...
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    Ask us anything part 3

    I saw nothing on BFE - so let's try this question - role reversal, me giving the boyfriend experience. How often do you do / receive? Those receiving, how much do you appreciate? This really gets me fired up, taking charge and pampering the woman while I give her (my interpretation) of a BFE...
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    Joke Thread

    Here's one way to wean yourself out of the MP service, the ending is key !!! I can't put the video here, so follow the link: https://cyanideandhappiness.fandom.com/wiki/Sad_Ending But here's a preview
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    Review fait j'espère que cela va te fait rire

    Review fait j'espère que cela va te fait rire
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    Best bang for the buck

    Reminds me of Italian spinner named Michelle. Hot temper. FS was always available, she worked out of MPs usually. West Island & Lachine. Would be fun to reconnect so I can be submissive. Surely retired. Ya 2005-2010 was great, and less spam/fake on the website ads. Remember how we had Merb &...
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    How many climaxes should a lady have ?For tension release?

    Differences I noticed - ticklish or not First wife was NOT ticklish, maybe just one spot, barely. Neck kissing was not a turn on for her. My GF - geez first dates kissing, I would kiss her nape, top of shoulders, she would get goosebumps and go wild. Also, very VERY ticklish. So Patrick...
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    How many climaxes should a lady have ?For tension release?

    First marriage, she never climaxed, ever. No matter what I tried - it pushed me to hobbying, then of course the Divorce When I Found Out The Truth - was her, not me. My current GF, rare only once. I'd say at least two - usually 3 to 5 if we have lots of time. One thing to consider: - First one...
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    Joke Thread

    Tips On How To Masturbate If you're a girl 1) Get something small if it's your first time, like a lip gloss container. Make sure it's got a rounded tip. 2) Put a little water on it. 3) Get yourself on the ground or your bed. Make sure you're comfortable. 4) Put your feet up on somthing. Make...
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    Other hobby benefits...

    What a great thread Czar! Hobbying in Montreal has allowed me to experience it in other cities & countries, that otherwise I would not have ventured there. You ``learn the ropes`` from sites like MERB & TERB, then can spot a worker anywhere, or online like CL or local newspapers. Knowing...
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    Having a LIKE button for posts - mod's when are you planning on updating the board?

    A standard feature found almost everywhere now on similar style boards. A LIKE button for posts - mod's when are you planning on updating the software on this board? (pretty please with butter on top served by a cute JAV model in a mini skirt saying 'arigato' ?) The LIKE button, so you...
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    Car talk / need inspiration to buy a new car

    Not the case of cars with Toyota's HSD system (including the Ford Escape-H). Repairs are practically non-existent for 8-9 years or 400,000km +. Just tires, wipers, oil, lube jobs, a set of spark plugs every 150,000km. (HSD is a sealed unit, only gears & ratios, no transmission) Just look at...
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