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A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster—one that would service all of his many hens. When he told this to the market vendor, the vendor replied: “I have just the rooster for you. Henry here is the...

Q: What do you get when you breed an elephant with a poodle? A: A dead poodle, split in half.

hotels in montreal try montreal plus .ca it has very complete list of hotels. a good area (i think) is around bleury and sherbrooke ( sherbrooke west around 400 -600) this is near the delta, l'apartment hotel (seemed reasonable) , close to st.lawrence street and downtown...