Weird things that turned you off in an encounter

[Birds]

Was there ever an encounter where something weird totally turned you off?

Years ago, I met an escort in a cheap 1-room apartment. The thing is, there was a huge-ass dog in there. It was like 150 pounds! I tried to get it on with the girl, but the damn dog kept distracting me. Also there was dog hair everywhere. I could not turn it on. I went soft and left very disappointed of having wasted my money. The girl was not that bad looking, it's just that the dog was in very close proximity and I could not deal with it.

 

[EagerBeaver]

I had this happen one time before but it was with an ex GF. The fucking dog started freaking out when I started fucking her, like I was his competition or something. I told her get that fucken dog out of here!

Bottom line is dogs can be both territorial and feeling separation anxiety if their owner is being fucked. I think it may also agitate the dog because dogs have a sense of smell that is 40x as powerful as humans and they can smell sex and hormones. If I go to an incall I always ask about animals.

I saw an MP in NYC who had an incall and 2 cats. The cats must have been hiding under a bed and I never even noticed them until one jumped out from behind something and I nearly tripped over it after the session.

 

[Halloween Mike]

Yes...

I had very few "bad sessions" in my years of hobbying. Sometimes the girl is more business, but well she do the job and its fun anyway. Other time she was not as good looking as i had hope, but the sex was GREAT so it compensated. There is more or less always a redeeming factor. BUT

Once i had a girl that bough red lube before coming to see me. She said it was a mistake and she didn't saw it was red before being outside the store... OK. I guess i should had ask to not use it at all, but i tend to be sometimes very "complaying" with girls, especially if its the first time i see them. I go with the flow and if i got good vibe with the girl i take charge a bit more, or sometimes its in second meeting or whatever. Anyway she did used it and the damn thing made a mess... In Doggy it was not so bad, but once she got in cowgirl i had red lube all over me... felt like i just slaughtered somebody or i dunno... She mentioned many times she was not on period and it was not that and so, and i had no trouble believing her. Its just i didn't want the sheet to be all red especially since they where white, and i didn't like the feeling of having all of this on me.

We had to stop, clean ourselves, what a mood killer, and the truth is that session was going wrong since the beginning...

Way too much talk at first(but i blame myself mostly for that) and then not a good BJ, she offered me CBJ, i didn't want that, she hen proceed to do BBJ but i felt she was not confortable at all with it, then this happen during sex.. well seriously that session is one of my worst... too bad cause the girl was SMOKING HOT physically.

Another one the girl insisted to put music ... i tried to show her i didn't want that,i mentioned i had only death metal on my lap top, wich was true cause i had formated it not long ago and had only extract a CANNIBAL CORPSE album... (probably the worst music to fuck on seriously...) but she insisted, and like i said i try to accomdate them the best i can... and she was also my first ever english speak only escort(so far i seen only 3 in all the girls i saw, most of them are french speaking so we chat in french) anyway so i put that and seriously it was distracting way too much and a mood killer. The girl was ok physically altough not the greatest i saw but she was grinded on speed and just after i came, around 40 mins after arriving, she was ready to leave... so lets just say that one is also one of my worst session with an SP...

There is one most SP uderstand(but there is sadly a couple that don't)... its that we are the ones paying, we should decide the setting really. Especially for a first meeting... Personaly i prefer no TV, no music and no distracting stuff... I like death metal, rock and such, this is great to head bang and have fun, but NOT a music to fuck on... TV is also distracting, i did a couple time watch a match of the CH when getting blown and it really distract me too much. But TV no matter whats on is a distraction. AND FINALLY, I pay 200$(more or less) to see a hot girl, i want to get fully into her. Thats why i prefer to have sex with the lights on too, since i pay good money for a top not notch girl, i want to see her really well... !!!! lol Experience her as best as possible... Let old married couples fuck with the lights off

Sorry about my little rant, but the thread fit well for that

 

[st-cum]

Bad breath

 

[oldbutartful]

In my youth I was once with a young girl and we were having a great time until I felt a cold wet thing on my backside. Her damn dog had climbed up on the bed and put its cold wet nose on my backside. INSTANT PASSION KILLER. She put the dog outside but by then it was too late.

 

[jeff jones]

Twice i have had ladies come into the washroom when i was using the sink to wash my hands or something and sit down on the toilet and take a leak. I know it doesn't bother some people but for me that is a total turn off. I know we all have to p but i don't need to see it or hear it. Any thoughts of daty i might have had that ended it.

 

[warmtouch]

My worst turnoff experience was the SP who kept falling asleep. I'd paid her for an hour but ended up leaving after 30 min because there's nothing worse to your ego than to have your SP falling asleep on you. Ugh.

 

[EagerBeaver]

It seems hard to believe that I posted about this almost 9 years ago, but this weirdest of all experiences should be mentioned in this thread:

https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthrea...-in-Montreal&highlight=bizarre+easter+weekend

 

[sweetolivia]

My worst turnoff experience was the SP who kept falling asleep. I'd paid her for an hour but ended up leaving after 30 min because there's nothing worse to your ego than to have your SP falling asleep on you. Ugh.

Oh waw that's intense omg I would of gotten out of there as soon as possible too !! What the hell if she is to tired to work she should of took the night off !!

 

[Maria Divina]

A real mood killer is when you say that you don't like something "special" that you are experiencing..... (example: like to have your nipples turned and pulled like someone is looking to tune a channel on the radio)

and you have to repeat it a second time.....

and a third time.....


Once is possible, twice maybe he did not understand... but three time is definitively that he really doesn't care to hurt or make feel something non-enjoyable.

 

[valarie_curves]

My worst turnoff experience was the SP who kept falling asleep. I'd paid her for an hour but ended up leaving after 30 min because there's nothing worse to your ego than to have your SP falling asleep on you. Ugh.

So tired she was falling asleep in your face, weird, and also signs of heroin use.

A real mood killer is when you say that you don't like something "special" that you are experiencing..... (example: like to have your nipples turned and pulled like someone is looking to tune a channel on the radio)

and you have to repeat it a second time.....

and a third time.....

Once is possible, twice maybe he did not understand... but three time is definitively that he really doesn't care to hurt or make feel something non-enjoyable.

Oh yes! That drives me NUTS.. Had a guy once who watched to much porn thought he was soooo good in bed, thought that we love getting our ass slapped hard. I told him chill multiple times (obviously not in those words ).. Then he got the point when I did it back, it was either I do that or I was walking right out!!

 

[EagerBeaver]

So tired she was falling asleep in your face, weird, and also signs of heroin use.

Bingo, unfortunately that is what also happened to P.S. Hoffman, fell asleep and the brain in heroin sleep sometimes forgets to keep breathing and then the body dies. warmtouch is lucky he did not have a body in his room. I wonder what he would have done if it was an OD situation?

 

[valarie_curves]

Bingo, unfortunately that is what also happened to P.S. Hoffman, fell asleep and the brain in heroin sleep sometimes forgets to keep breathing and then the body dies. warmtouch is lucky he did not have a body in his room. I wonder what he would have done if it was an OD situation?

You know whats funny.. well not funny, but that has crossed my mind during sessions before, what if this guy has a heart attack..LOL!

 

[Siocnarf]

..to have your nipples turned and pulled like someone is looking to tune a channel on the radio)

He thought that's how your turn on a woman, like a radio.

 

[EagerBeaver]

You know whats funny.. well not funny, but that has crossed my mind during sessions before, what if this guy has a heart attack..LOL!

It actually did happen to a young female aide who was with Nelson Rockefeller, ex US Vice President:

"Rockefeller actually had the fatal heart attack in another office he owned in a townhouse at 13 West 54th Street in the presence of Megan Marshack, an aide. After the heart attack, Marshack called her friend, news reporter Ponchitta Pierce, to the townhouse, and Pierce phoned an ambulance approximately an hour after the heart attack. There was some speculation in the press regarding the possibility of an intimate relationship between Rockefeller and Marshack. For example, long-time Rockefeller aide Joe Persico said in the PBS documentary about the Rockefeller family "It became known that he had been alone with a young woman who worked for him, in undeniably intimate circumstances, and in the course of that evening had died from a heart attack."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nelson_Rockefeller

Marshack was 26 and Nelson Rockefeller 70 at the time.

 

[warmtouch]

Bingo, unfortunately that is what also happened to P.S. Hoffman, fell asleep and the brain in heroin sleep sometimes forgets to keep breathing and then the body dies. warmtouch is lucky he did not have a body in his room. I wonder what he would have done if it was an OD situation?

At the time I had no idea drugs might have been involved. In retrospect I realized that was probably the case. I'm definitely grateful that I didn't have a body to deal with (though at least it was an incall, so not my room). Ever since I've been a lot more careful about who I meet with.

 

[MisterPep]

Some random "moments":
-after 30 minutes in an hour session, SP started to cry for no reason... Kind of a mood killer

-going to an incall, opened the door and discovered that she was in fact a "he"!

-banging the famous Jenny @ econolodge on Tachereau and see blood on the sheet in the middle of the action!

- banging Samantha @ econolodge! She was crazy but so hot;-)

-Doggie style and poo smell !

-two asians SP the same week saying " too big, honey!" While I am avarage size.

-meeting this 5'5 / 110lbs babe that when doors open is now 5'0 / 175 lbs!

-between two services, being quoted my own bad review on merb by an SP about one of her friend that had fake pics, description and services., She did not know I was the author of the review...

-motel oscar on Tachereau! Just that is a moment one cannot forget!

 

[MisterPep]

Forgot this one (that one was the reason I decided to post in this thread)
-many moons ago, meeting Madisson (from Devillish, with the famous cat tattoo on her breast) while she was doing incall on south shore and she was acting like a hoover sucking machine! One hor long blow jobs! I had to stop her, could not handle that anymore ;-)

 

[golly_gee]

im usually a pretty easy going guy but here are some things that happened during my last encounter that turned me off

ate salad with a steak fork
wore white pants after labor day
favorite beatle is ringo
had a penis
ordered red wine with fish
turned out to be my mom (long story)
clockwatcher

 

[Red Paul]

golly_gee, I actually believed that first one. as for numbers 6 and 7 ... oh fuck.

My own encounters with odd escort behavior, well, I don't think there've been any. Sometimes the escort has had to put up with some skittish or shy behavior on my part, but they've coped well and I thank them now.