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Honestly, I really can't be bothered to read your novel’s , it's not worth a second of my time or energy. And honestly, I couldn't care less what Beavis and Butthead think, so spare me the drama.

You say you can’t be bothered, yet you’ve written multiple emotionally charged responses to something you claim doesn’t matter to you. That contradiction speaks louder than anything else.

You claim you don’t have time to reply to messages, yet you find time for lengthy rants when your image is threatened. The irony writes itself.

No one here is attacking you personally. But when you step into a public space, the way you handle disagreement matters. You have yet to respond with substance and not default to playground-level insults because someone dared to challenge you. When you mock, deflect, or shift blame, you’re not defending yourself, you’re proving the point.

You’re absolutely free to disagree. But if you want to be taken seriously, respond with clarity and direction, not with defensiveness masquerading as detachment.

And finally, you say we’re not in the same league, but then spend multiple posts trying to convince us of your value. If we’re truly beneath your attention, why are you still here throwing another tantrum?

So yes, there are contradictions. And calling them out isn’t bullying. In the grown up world it’s called accountability which holds you to the same standard as anyone else who participates in a public conversation.

And spare us the “I don’t care” routine it’s clearly the most exhausting performance you’ve committed to and at this point even the Oscar committee would ask for the statue back
For my part i ain’t Bob Dylan and I’m holding on to my Nobel Prize
 

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Agreed. I would even go as far as saying that some hobbyists on this forum don't even seem to like women at all...
Those are the ones I would think see it as a hobby, and refer to themselves as hobbyist, because they don't see the providers they see, as whole people but objects for their gratification.
When you take the time to see the person as more, it becomes more real, not just a hobby, not just time spent with things, but connections made with other people.

Or at least that is how I myself, and I think a few of my colleagues view it when you contact us, and refer to this as a hobby, or to yourself as a hobbyist.
 
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Maybe they had problems with their mothers in their childhood?
Anyway…if they dislike women, they are probably disliking their life in general …
My point was simply why bring this up in every thread just about.
Yes there are scumbags who dislike and mistreat women and yes there are scumbag SP that hate what they are doing and their clients.
It is reality of life and an unfortunate part that both SP and clients will need to deal with, part of why this Forum exists, hopefully to keep all of us as safe as possible.
 
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If someone likes bbw, a spinner might get 1/5.
If someone likes spinners, the bbw provider might likely get 1/5.
SP doesn't offer anal 1/5.
SP had reasonable boundaries, 1/5.
...ect.


It is all relative. Who you would repeat with is such a combination of attraction, expierience, and what you are looking for. 1, 5 star rating to tally up all aspects would be a disservice to the provider and yourself as a client.
It would create just looking for the 5 stars, which for anyone who is looking for other then, socially imposed beauty standards, willing to please at all personal costs, will still likely have to then shift threw the 1-4 stars, to find what they are attracted to, is disliked and down voted by the greater population. Shaming what they like, and the providers who don't meet the hobbyist standard of perfection.
The greater important part which you have here already, is this person a scammer, or are they legit, and what about them sets them appart from others.
Who knows, I could be wrong, but then again.
My comment was just a joke and an extreme example of reviews that were good, followed by "no repeat" and vice versa!
We are all grown-ups (I hope) here and I’m sure a decision to repeat is based on personal experience and has nothing to do with others’ reviews!
 
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I think in this way you fall under the category of clients who book with personality in mind.

There is a difference between clients who book on personality, and hobbyist who seem to see a body they desire, with no reguard to the person who has that body.

Do you see yourself as a hobbyist? I think how you refer to the ladies you see, I'd call you more aficionado than hobbyist.
How about a " connaisseur " of putas?

I think the old adage applies here, that it’s the appearance of the fruit that initially attracts, but it’s the taste that leads you to " repeat "
 
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Instead of complaining about reviews and proposing a new rating system, maybe start by writing a review yourself. If people happen to like it, who knows they might take your Nobel rating advice seriously. Just so you know, it’s not actually me speaking,it's ChatGPT, after thoroughly analyzing your profile on merb and reading your comments. It’s about time someone calls you out.
Not fair. He’s written several reviews. Fake news.

Personally, I agree with his suggestions about a rating system. But regardless of what I think, why all the criticism about thoughts to improve the site?

You, of all people should not be criticizing him after all your posts about people judging you. Furthermore, you have just confirmed my suspicions that your posts are AI !!!!
 

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It's a bit of a crap shoot the first time people meet, because the guys will choose largely on whether they are attracted or not, since they have very little else to base their decision on, other than possibly services offered and price. After the first time, however, for many of the gentlemen persoanlity becomes not just an important factor but the defining factor as to whether they will choose to repeat or not. I think maybe some of the ladies here are underestimating that pull for guys and overestimating how superficial they are. Of course there are mysoginists and the superficial guys, but I don't think they constitute the largest group. Many if not most men will choose someone who is less attractive but with whom they have greater rapport over someone who may be more conventionally beautiful because they will have more fun in that person's company and that defines the entire experience. One of the benefits of MERB is that it offers guys an actual opportunity to look through the window and into the personality of some of the ladies who make their presence known here. It's a double edged sword, but ultimately the familiarity and that insight into a provider's personality may help sway some clients to make a decision to see people who have a presence here, whch of course is why they present themselves here in the first place. It may also push them the other way. The personal interactions make a difference, is what I'm saying.

That's part of the reason, coming back to the point of the thread, why these star ratings are so useless. There's no accounting for the personalities of the people involved. A good review can also give you some insight into the provider you're considering going to see. Some familiarity with the poster and their tastes may in some way help you decide how well aligned your mutual tastes are and whether the SP in question may be a good fit for you too. The nuance is what makes the review good. Star rating systems ( the number templates that some places like to use) wipe that all away.
Completely agree with first paragraph, but not the second. That’s where the "attitude" part of the reviews applies. We could just add a "personality" rating as well. But again, this will all vary from person to person. Just because I found her personality great, it doesn’t mean that you would. That’s where chemistry comes in. And it has as much to do with the client as it does with the provider. Same with sex. It takes two to tango!

However, some people have a certain quality that makes it easy for them to create rapport almost instantly with others. The best providers have that quality. And I believe that that does transpire in the reviews.

Ok back to reading reviews. Will read the rest of this long ass thread later. lol
 
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I don’t really care what format someone uses to write a review or how they write it as long as it doesn’t dehumanize a person and is respectful.
You read it, don’t read it, take it with a grain of salt or just have a chuckle, It is up to you what you make of it.
You don’t even need to open the thread if you are not interested in that provider and you don’t need to read it if you historically don’t trust that reviewer or he rubs you the wrong way.

I don’t however want someone to dictate to me what I should write or how I should write it. It is my story and I will say it the way I felt it happened and in my own style whether you consider that worth reading or not or how much value you put on it that is up to you.
 

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Completely agree with first paragraph, but not the second. That’s where the "attitude" part of the reviews applies. We could just add a "personality" rating as well. But again, this will all vary from person to person. Just because I found her personality great, it doesn’t mean that you would. That’s where chemistry comes in. And it has as much to do with the client as it does with the provider. Same with sex. It takes two to tango!

However, some people have a certain quality that makes it easy for them to create rapport almost instantly with others. The best providers have that quality. And I believe that that does transpire in the reviews.

Ok back to reading reviews. Will read the rest of this long ass thread later. lol
Yes, agreed, that's why I wrote "There's no accounting for the personalities of the people involved..." and also "may in some way help...", in order to account for the uncertainties. It's because the possible mix of personalities and chemistries is endless and no one can predict what will happen when two people meet for the first time. Having said that, a good review can provide clues and may help steer you one way or the other if you're considering whether to see someone or not or how to choose between available options. There are no guarantees, of course.
 
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Honestly, I really can't be bothered to read your novel’s , it's not worth a second of my time or energy. And honestly, I couldn't care less what Beavis and Butthead think, so spare me the drama.This is the last time I’m telling you,I don’t use AI to write my reviews, and, I don’t give a damn what you think. Clearly, you guys have way too much free time on your hands. One who is always bored, and the other acts like he’s some kind of soccer star, but deep down, both probably just an overweight, old frustrated guys hiding behind a screen, trying to tear others down to feel better. Find someone else to bully; we’re not in the same league.
First I will agree with you that people should be free to write their reviews in any style they want as long as it is respectful and not dehumanizing and that includes our Argentinian soccer star ( amazing player btw). Preferably written by a human being.

That is where it stops however.
First many people have always suspected your reviews were AI generated me included.
Novels? have you read one of yours lately lol.

Last comment, grow up and stop your constant wining, every time someone disagrees with you, you accuse people of bullying and each time you threaten that you will not write anymore reviews or quit the board bla bla bla and yet here you are. Doesn’t do much for credibility.

You want to be a valued member of Merb what ever that really means or if that is worth anything of value I don’t know but seems to matter to you then stop this nonsense of being the forever victim.

Personally I couldn’t care less what people think, I am comfortable with who I am and the people that matter to me in my life will always be there for me.
Merb ? just some entertainment to pass the time nothing to get over exited about.
 

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I find it funny that Obvio Obvio might use AI to write his escort reviews but it's an interesting possible application. I work with AI and it is possible for Obvio Obvio to have done what you suggested by providing minimal information, so long as the AI has access to appropriate databases.

I work with an AI legal program. I can ask it to summarize the law of any state on any topic and it will give me a streamlined, bulletproof summary of pertinent legal authorities. It doesn't matter how obtuse an area of law, so long as it has access to all the databases for statutes, regulations, pending bills, and case law. My AI program can access such databases for any state.

Developing an AI program which has escort review applications is an interesting concept that I hadn't previously thought of. You would need to first have your AI program access a database of sexual acronyms and definitions. You would also need it to access a glossary of sexual terms. There are limitless possibilities. It would provide you with a detailed but perhaps wooden review, no pun intended.
 
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I find it funny that Obvio Obvio might use AI to write his escort reviews but it's an interesting possible application. I work with AI and it is possible for Obvio Obvio to have done what you suggested by providing minimal information, so long as the AI has access to appropriate databases.

I work with an AI legal program. I can ask it to summarize the law of any state on any topic and it will give me a streamlined, bulletproof summary of pertinent legal authorities. It doesn't matter how obtuse an area of law, so long as it has access to all the databases for statutes, regulations, pending bills, and case law. My AI program can access such databases for any state.

Developing an AI program which has escort review applications is an interesting concept that I hadn't previously thought of. You would need to first have your AI program access a database of sexual acronyms and definitions. You would also need it to access a glossary of sexual terms. There are limitless possibilities. It would provide you with a detailed but perhaps wooden review, no pun intended.
As long as it includes multiple orgasms given and a minimum of 4 shots on goal within an hour I am all for it.
Don’t want to change the usual format too much, you resist change as much as possible as you get older.
 

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I'm laughing out loud because I can't believe some people actually buy into this nonsense. Certain members are hating on me because of my very active social life with service providers. So let me get this straight : Al was with me throughout every session, from start to finish, and was involved in all the details in the review. It's shocking how naive some folks are on this forum, it's truly mind blowing. Since you're jumping to conclusions and accusing me of nonsense, I'll tell you the platform I use for grammar correction: it's called Grammarly, which you can add to your iPhone or Apple laptop keyboard. It's ridiculous that I have to justify myself because of haters here.I'll repeat: it doesn't matter how you write your review as long as the encounter and its details are genuine. The rest is irrelevant. It's sad that I’ve lost that love and interest in sharing my experiences with everyone here. I was always eager and excited to share each encounter after my encounter but unfortunately, that desire has vanished, thanks to ungrateful members who have ruined it for everyone. I was very active in the social side of the industry, and many don't realize how valuable I was because I was always honest in my reviews and I would never hide a gem from anyone. Instead, I was excited to share my finds with everyone on this forum. It’s mind-blowing to be accused of nonsense, especially since I have no real interest in writing reviews or sharing them, my motivation was simply love for this hobby. But thanks to a few rotten apples, that love is gone. You should be ashamed of yourself for ruining it for everyone who appreciated my reviews and knew I was a trustworthy member. Over time, some members have realized that everything I mentioned in the review was accurate, authentic and real. To be humiliated on this forum for being genuine and for sharing my experiences is unacceptable. I have better things to do in life than feel betrayed by people I thought I could trust and share my experiences with service providers with without judgment.
 

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My point was simply why bring this up in every thread just about.
Yes there are scumbags who dislike and mistreat women and yes there are scumbag SP that hate what they are doing and their clients.
It is reality of life and an unfortunate part that both SP and clients will need to deal with, part of why this Forum exists, hopefully to keep all of us as safe as possible.
We're not bringing this up in every thread. I think it's relevant to bring this up on a thread about a degrading and overly simplistic rating system that could be abused by disrespectful clients.. i don't think it makes sense to compare this to providers you speculate don't like their clients.

I think we have the right to express our feelings about negative experiences in the industry when it's appropriate to do so, which is the case here because it's about a rating system that could harm many of us. I'll point out that there are many clients who thankfully respect us and treat us well. The vast majority of my clients at this point are fantastic human beings, are total sweethearts, and I don't generalize.
 
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How about a " connaisseur " of putas?

I think the old adage applies here, that it’s the appearance of the fruit that initially attracts, but it’s the taste that leads you to " repeat "
There's a difference between someone who enjoys booking providers and genuinely loves women and is respectful to them vs someone who has impossible expectations, is a boundary pusher, shares personal details with other clients and gets off on writing bad reviews when they don't get what they exactly wanted. It's not about the quantity of providers they see, it's about how they treat us and view us.

I think it's relevant to bring this up here, because I think a rating system like this is really dehumanizing. Just take a look at the review part of the board and you'll find comments that are made by individuals who are totally devoid of respect and empathy. Let's not make it worse.

A large part of local clients are lurkers who have mixed feelings or even negative feelings about review boards, but they still rely on reviews to choose a provider. If a provider keeps getting 1/5 because she doesn't do greek and wants you to leave when the time is up.. a client might just see the 1/5 and decide not to book her even if she could offer an amazing experience
 
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I'm laughing out loud because I can't believe some people actually buy into this nonsense. Certain members are hating on me because of my very active social life with service providers. So let me get this straight : Al was with me throughout every session, from start to finish, and was involved in all the details in the review. It's shocking how naive some folks are on this forum, it's truly mind blowing. Since you're jumping to conclusions and accusing me of nonsense, I'll tell you the platform I use for grammar correction: it's called Grammarly, which you can add to your iPhone or Apple laptop keyboard. It's ridiculous that I have to justify myself because of haters here.I'll repeat: it doesn't matter how you write your review as long as the encounter and its details are genuine. The rest is irrelevant. It's sad that I’ve lost that love and interest in sharing my experiences with everyone here. I was always eager and excited to share each encounter after my encounter but unfortunately, that desire has vanished, thanks to ungrateful members who have ruined it for everyone. I was very active in the social side of the industry, and many don't realize how valuable I was because I was always honest in my reviews and I would never hide a gem from anyone. Instead, I was excited to share my finds with everyone on this forum. It’s mind-blowing to be accused of nonsense, especially since I have no real interest in writing reviews or sharing them, my motivation was simply love for this hobby. But thanks to a few rotten apples, that love is gone. You should be ashamed of yourself for ruining it for everyone who appreciated my reviews and knew I was a trustworthy member. Over time, some members have realized that everything I mentioned in the review was accurate, authentic and real. To be humiliated on this forum for being genuine and for sharing my experiences is unacceptable. I have better things to do in life than feel betrayed by people I thought I could trust and share my experiences with service providers with without judgment.
And the plot thickens…

In my previous replies, I gave you several chances to clear things up, but instead, you doubled down on the whole victim card / cry wolf routine. So I figured, why not take your advice literally?

To my own dismay, I actually sat down and read all your reviews from top to bottom. And guess what? Reading them back-to-back is… enlightening. Not because of the content, but because of how painfully obvious the patterns are.

Same structure. Same language. Same rhythm. Honestly, they read like lap dances smooth, mechanical, and all blur together. After a few of them, it feels like reading the same script over and over. Makes for a decent bedtime story if your goal is to fall asleep.

So, out of curiosity, I picked four reviews at random — Aliyah, Miranda, Camille, and Namtan — and pasted them into ChatGPT and search for similarities. I didn’t say if they were written by the same of multiple authors. .

Let’s just say… it confirmed what anyone with a basic sense of pattern recognition could already tell.

If you’re bored at home, you can do the same thing I did: randomly pick any four of his reviews

Copy-paste, ask ChatGPT if it sees any similarities.


Spoiler: It does. In detail. (Should try the spoiler function sorry)

I know you said you don’t have time to waste on this but trust me, it actually makes for some surprisingly entertaining reading.

Here goes…I reproduced the answer exactly as it is only reduced the spacing but changed nothing of the wording didn’t add didn’t delete.


These reviews weren’t written by different people.

They weren’t even written by one.

They were written by an AI.

Here’s how you can tell

1. Identical structure across all reviews

Each one follows the same formula:


Introduction → Looks description → Shower → BJ → Sex → Praise + review scores → “Two thumbs up”


There’s zero variation in tone, rhythm, or storytelling. They’re basically copy-paste templates with different names.

2. Over-polished, cliché-heavy language


Examples pulled straight from AI-generated writing:
  • “Two thumbs up, way up”
  • “Like a delicate doll”
  • “Canvas of curves begging to be explored”
  • “Lost myself entirely in the experience”
  • “This wasn’t your typical Leolist encounter”
Real people don’t write like this consistently — but AI does.

3. Recycled sexual phrasing


Every review includes:
  • Deep eye contact during BJ
  • Ball licking
  • “Like enjoying a lollipop”
  • “Explosion all over me”
  • “Silky smooth mouth”
  • “Tight pussy”

It’s the same lines dressed up in slightly different wrapping. This is a pattern, not a coincidence.

4. Copy-paste scoring format

Every review ends with the same scoring chart:

Body, Face, Service, Attitude, GFE, Repeat, Agency, etc.

Same categories, same order, always glowing. No nuance, no variation, no criticism = not human.

Bottom line:

This isn’t honest feedback.

It’s marketing, generated by one guy using AI to boost certain girls or agencies.

If you’re relying on these reviews to make decisions, just know: you’re trusting bots, not clients. “

Im sharing my answer from Chatgpt and invite you to try for yourself.

If someone repeatedly claims he’s trustworthy, there’s your cue that he most likely isn’t
 
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Certain members are hating on me because of my very active social life with service providers.

I mean to be fair... Most members have the exact same access you have to service providers. This isn't what people mean usually when they say they have a very active social life btw

You should be ashamed of yourself for ruining it for everyone who appreciated my reviews and knew I was a trustworthy member.

Members have always come and gone on here. If you're not reviewing a lady someone else eventually will. You aren't the greatest gift this forum was blessed with, nobody really is. It's your choice if you stop posting reviews and it's okay, I just don't think anyone will grieve to the extent you're making it seem
 
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